Kitty: I just realized THIS SHOW HAS TURNED TWO YEARS OLD!

Ash: What do you mean it's been going for under two weeks

Kitty: Shut the f**k up Ash your a f**king dumba** who took 25 years to become world champion who's first kiss was a literal pokemon AND HOW THE F**K DID YOU GET HERE!

Ash: I have no idea!

Kitty: THIS IS A LITTERAL PLOT HOLE

Mr Beast: *Kills Ash*

SuperFastPikachu: I DARED THAT!

SuperFastPikachu: Me and Shockwave commit crimes!

Kitty: How does the guy who's in charge of the planet commit crimes...

Drew: I ALMOST FORGOT WE HAVE TO GO DO OUT DARK ENERGON QUOTA!

Contestants: *Run to the nearest Dark Energon mine*

Kitty: Good luck everyone!

Kitty: Also I should resummon my catgirl harem

Zekrom: *Bursts into choke Kitty until he promises not to summon the catgirl harem*

Kitty: FINE NEXT DARE

SuperFastPikachu: PIKACHU AND BUNEARY DO IT!

Kitty: Ok look man we've had some pretty weird s**t on this show but what the f**k man?

Kitty: Ok they're doing it in the closet NEXT DARE

SuperFastPikachu: Everyone who opposes me gets rickrolled for seventy-two hours

Kitty: No one opposes you anymore tho...

Kitty: Well cya tomorrow with more truths and dares!