AN: Too busy tomorrow so I'm going to upload tomorrow's chapter today and because I missed yesterday's chapter!

Kitty: Due to the recent incident with J we will be reassessing our decision on our enforcer!

Kitty: Our candidates are Xavier, Dave, and J

Kitty: Our first test combat!

Kitty: *Teleports all three to separate colosseums where they are being pitted against one hundred Decepticon Vehicons*

Dave: *Pulls out the BFG-9000*

Dave: *Fires two BFG shots before running out of ammo*

25 Vehicons Remaining

Dave: *Starts ripping apart Vehicons*

Kitty: Dave gets one hundred percent!

Kitty: Next up Xavier

Xavier: *Starts running away using his pistol to blast out the Vehicons' optics*

Xavier: *Takes a full day to kill them all*

Kitty: Xavier gets 10 percent!

Kitty: J is next!

J: *Uses his reality-warping powers to annihilate the Vehicons in five seconds*

Kitty: J gets two hundred percent!

Kitty: Next is loyalty!

Kitty: *Sends the candidates to the illusion room*

Kitty: This will basically present an illusion of the candidate's deepest darkest desires and if they fall to them then... THEY FAIL!

Kitty: Ok let's check up on Dave

Dave's Illusion: *Nothing*

Kitty: Well that makes sense his purpose is servitude to me so ONE THOUSAND PERCENT!

AN: If anybody wants the Dave lore I can explain it sometime...

Kitty: Xavier's probably will get us MA-Rated!

Xavier's Illusion

Xavier: *F**king Morgan*

Morgan: THE ROLE OF MY HUSBAND REQUIRES COMPLETE SERVITUDE

Xavier: Yes master

Kitty: ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

AN: Fate lore moment

Kitty: Alert get me Rating protection WE HAVE A CODE 13-1-11-9-13-1 I REPEAT CODE 13-1-11-9-13-1

AN: Turn those numbers into letters for the refferance!

Vergil: *Bursts into illusion room and breaks everything to free Xavier from his illusion*

Kitty: Well time to check on J!

J's Illusion

J: *Living in the perfect world no h*ntai no Camel, amour rains supreme, no Shockwave, no Morgan, no Artoria, no degeneracy, Jetstream Sam owns the planet amour reins supreme*

Kitty On Comns With J: J destroy this illusion now

J: *Hesitates then destroys the illusion*

Kitty: Seventy-five percent loyalty

Kitty: *Teleports back Xavier, J, and Dave back into the security room*

Kitty: Well the results are in the role of enforcer goes to Dave!

Dave: *Kneels*

Dave: I am honored!

Kitty: XAVIER YOUR FIRED!

Xavier: WHY!

Kitty: LET'S SEE YOU WERE SIMPING WAY TOO MUCH!

Lord Author: YEA!

Kitty: GET OUT!

Xavier: *Leaves*

Kitty: J you will remain commander of Ratings Protection

J: Thank you

Kitty: Well onto the dares

Kitty: *Heads back to the TorD room*

Kitty: Well onto our dares!

Kru: I dare for me to kill Morgan and Ash's harem because Morgan is a bitch and I want amour to be canon again!

Shockwave: *Enters the studio grabbing Morgan and shoving her in*

Kru: *Beheads Morgan*

Kitty: Next dare

SuperFastPikachu: Shockwave and Lord Author would you kill Camel to avenge Ash Ketchum

Shockwave: Why would I care about an insignificant fleshbag?

Lord Author: No!

Kitty: Well next dare

Kru: *Pranks SuperFastPikachu a ton*

SuperFastPikachu: *Plays NeverGonnaGiveYouUp*

SuperFastPikachu: *Stops playing it*

SuperFastPikachu: J what is sinep backwards?

J: I'm not stupid enough to do that!

Kitty: Next dare!

SuperFastPikachu: Camel why is your mom so fat

Camel:

https://youtu.be/47DQK1wsZgY

Kitty: Well cya all day after tomorrow or possibly tomorrow depending on our schedule so cya tomorrow with more truths and dares!