SuperFastPikachu: READERS, I'M GONNA GET KRU BANNED FROM THIS UNIVERSE!!!

Kru: SHUT THE F**K UP B***H!!!

SuperFastPikachu: MAKE ME DO IT!

Kitty: COME ON JUST CALM DOWN A LITTLE BIT!!!

Jerry: Stupid yellow rat f***ed up-

SuperFastPikachu: JERRY SHUT YOUR A** UP I CAN BLOW YOU TO PIECES IN ONE SNAP!!!

Camilla: A**hole-

Kitty: STOP FIGHTING ALREADY!!!

*all TP to Universal Courtroom*

Judge Godzilla: TODAY I WILL JUDGE THE CASE BETWEEN ONE VS FOUR!!!

Kru: I WILL BAN YOU FROM THIS PLACE-

Ash: SHUT UP EVEN THE YELLOW RAT CAN RAP BETTER THAN YOU!!!

Kru: Who you talking to?

Ash: A disrespectful entitled bratty Karen who don't know basic sense!

Camilla: I WILL KILL YOU-

SuperFastPikachu: I DARE YOU TO TRY, I WOULD BLAST YOU INTO A CLIFF AND YOU'D BE DEAD!!! GODZILLA, I SAID J IS JUDGING THE CASE, NOT YOU!

Judge Godzilla: Sorry bout that, Imma leave-

SuperFastPikachu: How about you stay here?

Judge Godzilla: Thanks!

J: I WILL JUDGE THE CASE!!!

Paul: NOBODY ASKED STUPID!

SuperFastPikachu: I did. *starts rapping swear words*

SHUT THE F*** UP I'M DONE WITH YOUR PURPLE-HAIRED A**
YOU LOOK LIKE A GLOOM WHILE I MAKE A TOTAL TIMEPASS,
YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU CAUSE OF YOUR REALLY TINY ROD,
I CAN SAY THAT IT'S AS SURPRISINGLY SMALL AS A PIECE OF COD,

J: TRIAL SHALL START GET IN YOUR SEATS!!!

*after everyone is in their places*

Paul: STUPID IDIOT DISSED MY A**HOLE MOTHERF**KER-

Ash: Bro looks like a garbage dumpster made of sh*t!

Girls: *laughing at Paul*

Paul: SHUT UP YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MESSED UP IN SO MANY LEAGUES NO WONDER NOBODY LIKE YOU!

Everyone: *Start oohing*

Ash: You're so fat your mom sold you on the black market to a Garbodor in exchange for a male str*pper who could actually make her smile for the first time in 18 years!

Everyone: *cheers at the burn*

Paul: YOU'RE CALLED ASH CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOUR CORPSE WILL BE AFTER I BEAT YOU IN THE ROAST BATTLE!

Ash: Shut the f**k up that's why your p*nis smells like sh*t after you p*ssed in your pants when I burned your a**!

Serena: ASH GET HIM!!!

SuperFastPikachu: SHUT THE F**K UP BOTH OF YOU THIS IS WHY YOU TWO HAVE NO FATHER, NO MOTHER, AND NO GIRLFRIEND!!! YOU TWO LOOK LIKE TEN GARBAGE DUMPSTERS IN ONE AND NO ONE WANNA F**K YOU TWO!!!

Pokeboys: *cheer at the sudden burn*

Ash: SHUT YOUR A** UP THAT'S WHY KRU HATES YOU!!! 

SuperFastPikachu: What are the other jokes beside you?

*crowd cheers at burn loudly*

Paul: I AM A V*RGIN AND I'M STILL S*XUALLY ATTRACTIVE!

SuperFastPikachu: Believe me, you will be a v*rgin for the rest of your life.

Ash: *flashes huge rod in front of the girls*

Kitty: KYS is an internet slang for kill yourself!

J: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!

Ash: I'm s*xually attractive to every girl.

Girls: *lust in eyes*

Kitty: Like I said earlier KYS is an internet slang for kill yourself

Gary: *walks in* OH MY GOD OH HELL NAH WHAT THE F**K MAN! Wait... *unzips pants*

Ash: Put your pants back up your d*ck is the size of a sand grain!

Kitty: ASH YOU SUCK AT ROASTING YOU LOOK LIKE A MONSTER WHO RECREATED 9/11 IN PIKACHU'S UNIVERSE AND YOU ARE A TERRORIST B*TCH!!!

Ash: Oh really? I didn't ask!

SuperFastPikachu: Just shut the f**k up before I roast you.

Ash: Try to roast me yellow rat.

SuperFastPikachu: UGLY-A** SPED KID, YOU THINK YOU'RE FROM THE HOOD AND YOU GOT SHOOTAS WHEN YOU DON'T DUMBA**-MOTHERF**KER!!!

*crowd cheers at burn*

J: STOP THIS CHAOS AND LET THE TRIAL START!!!

*in trial*

J: Defense, present your claim-

Ash: I HAVE A BOMB AND I WILL SET IT OFF-

Kitty: SECURITY GET THIS SH*THEAD OUT OF HERE!!!

Security: *takes Ash away*

Ash: KITTY I WILL KILL YOU AND SUPERFASTPIKACHU ONE DAY-

Paul: SHUT THE F**K UP BOMBER!!!

J: PRESENT YOUR DEFENSE!!!

Kru: SuperFastPikachu fired me cause I was trying to stop his rickrolling and also I'm being roasted.

J: Okay... NOW PROSECUTION, PRESENT!!!

SuperFastPikachu: MY RULE WAS DOING NO HARM TO THEM AND STILL THEY DECIDED TO OPPOSE MY SUPREMACY AND I TRIED TO BE KIND BUT I AM ON THE LAST STRAW HERE!!!
J: Jeez! Stop being so loud in court!

Ash: Well f**k you both!

SuperFastPikachu: *turns into demon form called "Satanchu"*

Satanchu: ASH KETCHUM I WILL-

*chapter timeskip bc me and kitty might get banned for showing excess violence, swearing, and ash making racial jokes about literally everyone here like WHY??!!!*

J: So... Pikachu is found innocent. Kru and OCs will be banned from the universe, and any further insult or crime against SuperFastPikachu will get the Wattpad Company involved, and it's not gonna be good if they get involved again...

SuperFastPikachu: *opens up the banishment portal* WE SHALL HAVE THE BANISHMENT CEREMONY!!!

Ash: FINALLY KRU IS GONE SO I CAN RICKROLL PEOPLE AND ANNOY SUPERFASTPIKACHU MORE!!!

SuperFastPikachu: SHOULD I THROW YOU IN THERE TOO ASH???!!!

Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SuperFastPikachu: Then behave child!

Ash: HAHA GET REKT SERENA YOU LOOK LIKE A GARBODOR AND YOU CHEATED ON ME MANY TIMES SO I DECLARE THAT YOU LOOK LIKE TRASH AND PILES OF SH*T AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON LOSING ON YOUR FIRST PERFORMANCE AND GETTING HUMILIATED BY ARIA AND NO WONDER TIERNO LIKES YOU CAUSE HE'S TRASH AND YOU'RE TRASH TOO MOTHERF**KER AND STOP BEING A TOTAL B***H A** H*E WHO CAN'T GET HER FATHER TO COME BACK CAUSE SHE UGLY-

Aria: I DID NOT TRY TO HUMILIATE SERENA YOU IDIOT!!!

Ash: BUT YOU DID!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A LOSER WHILE YOU'RE A MAJESTIC QUEEN!!!

Aria: Well okay~ *touches Ash's big, long, and hard-*

*chapter end cause lord author and shockwave will end us if we traumatize our readers lol*