SuperFastPikachu: ALL HAIL THE PIKACHU EMPIRE! They have finally changed!

You there?

Kitty: STOP IT I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME FOR CONTROLLING THE CHAPTER BUT YOU CANNOT SUPPORT THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE A LITERAL GROUP AGAINST US!!!

Ash: F**K YOU SUPERFASTPIKACHU-

SuperFastPikachu: *kills Ash and every contestant*

Pikachu Empire: FINALLY!!!

and THEY ARE HERE ANY DARES AGAINST ME (SuperFastPikachu) OR THEM WILL BE MET WITH BAN CASE IN MY TRUTH OR DARE UNIVERSE.

SuperFastPikachu: *sends 1000 nuclear missiles to destroy everything around the studio* I'M GONNA BOMB YOUR BASE CADMUS! *bombs Cadmus's house*

Cadmus: *dead with blood drooling out*

J: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!!!

SuperFastPikachu: DOING WHAT IS NECESSARY!!!

Morgan: YOU KILLED HUSBAND- (Don't do this superfast please)

SuperFastPikachu: SHUT THE F**K UP MORGAN NO ONE LIKES YOU YOU LOOK LIKE TRASH AND SMELL LIKE GARBODOR NOW GET THE F**K OUT *kills Morgan* ASH TRIED TO KILL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! YOU AREN'T TRASH, BUT YOUR ATTITUDE OVER YOUR SO CALLED HUSBAND ISN'T-

Lord Author: *Gives Xavier Rule Breaker*

Lord Author: Dew it

SuperFastPikachu: *rap*

Xavier, don't think bout it, I have supreme power,
Just one blast of my sword and also shut it f**er!
Imma use Morgan in an alternate universe,
And maybe me and Kitty will have fun with her there *smirk*

Kitty: I ONLY LIKE CATGIRLS

SuperFastPikachu: DON'T YOU LIKE MORGAN TOO!!! *whispers to Kitty* COME ON MAN YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH MORGAN!!!

Kitty: Bro, I don't! Lord Author does! But this is some comedy!

SuperFastPikachu: Comedy just like Camel's face that looks like a Garbodor? Lemme introduce someone to this book. The Pika-Protector.

Galvatron: This is bad comedy

Pika-Protector: Just like your literal shoes, hairline, and face.

Everyone in the cast except Pikaprotector: OHHHHHHHHH D*MMMMNNNNNNNN

Lord Author: TRANSFORMERS DON'T HAVE HAIR!

SuperFastPikachu: *laughs so hard lol*

Xavier: I'm only human after all I'm only human

Lord Author: *Chops off Xavier's head* STFU YOU WERE SUS BEFORE THIS HAPPENED!

Lord Author: He's way to h**ny from watching h****i

SuperFastPikachu: PIKACHU EMPIRE ARISE!!!

Pikachu Empire: *attacks*

Lord Author: STUPID RAT THE PIKACHU ARMY WHY THE F**K ARE YOU SUPPORTING THEM???!!!

SuperFastPikachu: IT'S NOT HARMING YOU OR SHOCKWAVE SO IT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!!!

Kitty: It's mine!!!

SuperFastPikachu: YELTSA DESTROY THE UNIVERSE IF XAVIER AND J ATTEMPT TO KILL YOU, ME, OR ANY OF OUR ARMY!!!

Yeltsa: YES MY MASTER!!! PIKACHU ARMY, ASSEMBLE FOR A MEETING!!!

Kitty: Ok well time for dares!

SuperFastPikachu: Time to lose NNN to the Pokegirls!

Kitty: WHAT THE HE- Ok they are contestants we don't really care.

Lord Author: WTF AREN'T THEY LIKE F**KING CHILDREN?!

SuperFastPikachu: I MADE THEM OVER 18 FOR LEMONS REMEMBER? I'M NOT A PEDO SO I WOULD NOT FORGET TO MAKE EM 18!!!

Lord Author: GOOD

SuperFastPikachu: Lord Author, can I use the Pokegirls without Ash's or the Pokeboys consent? THEY ARE CONTESTANTS AND WE DON'T CARE BOUT EM HONESTLY.

Lord Author: NO just no

SuperFastPikachu: WHYYYYYY I LIKE DOING IT WITH THE CONTESTANTS I DID IT BEHIND THE SCENES ONCE!!!

Lord Author: Aren't you like a f**king pikachu

Lord Author: That's literally illegal on so many levels

SuperFastPikachu: I AM PART HUMAN CAUSE I HAVE PIKACHU POWERS BUT I'M A HUMAN MAN WHOSE POWER WAS GIVEN BY THE ULTIMATE PROTECTOR OF THE PIKACHU SOCIETY HIMSELF WHEN HE DIED!!

Lord Author: THERE'S LORE?

Lord Author: Ain't no way!!

SuperFastPikachu: The ultimate power's soul gave me life. I'm not kidding. Read the books of the history of my kind and how it fell because the Ultimate PikaProtector had an opponent too great and before he died he had to give me the opportunity to save the Pikachu society and all other Pokemon as well. The protector used to be someone's cohost in a story or another universe, but he fell because of the main host and gods who were abusing and screwing everything.

Lord Author: This sounds like 4th grade fanfiction

Kitty: THE FABRIC OF REALITY IS BREAKING GET OUT OF HERE

SuperFastPikachu: I'M NOT KIDDING!!! THE EVENTS WERE REAL AND I WATCHED THE PROTECTOR DIE IN FRONT OF ME!!! DO YOU THINK I AM MAKING THIS UP??? *shows events on screen with electrical powers*

(This is a trailer of the lore book that's coming up. It's not the full lore but it's a simplified version of it.)

*The screen*

Ultimate Protector: YOU WILL NOT HARM THIS INNOCENT BOY!!!

Dictator Antony: I WILL KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR YOU HAVE WRECKED MY UNIVERSE AND MY RULES!!!

Lord Author: THIS ISN'T F**KING YOUR UNIVERE YOU DUMBA**

Me the boy: Please spare us!!! We will do anything!!!

Dictator Antony: NO I SHALL KILL YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!! *fires a blood moonblast at Ultimate Protector!!!*

Ultimate Protector: *dies and has his soul go to the boy's body*

Me: *getting really mad while crying over the death of the beloved protector* YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE NOW YOU SHALL PAY!!! PREPARE TO DIE UNDER MY SWORD!!! *stabs Antony with it*

Dictator Antony: *uses Dark Excalibur*

Me: *Uses final sword blast on Antony idk how*

Dictator Antony: *knocked to the ground*

(KITTY ADD MORE TO THE FIGHT SCENE)

Dictator Antony: *Gets up and pulls out a knife and starts going full blown Juzzou Suzuya (Yes I read Tokyo Ghoul THE MANGA'S BETTER)*

Me: *holds up sword and uses Protector Volt Tackle with the sword's power*

Dictator Antony And SuperFastPikachu: *Start dueling*

Dictator Antony: *Chops off SuperFastPikachu's hand*

Me: IMPOSSIBLE *gets back in full shape with Protector's Ultimate Armor* I SHALL DEFEAT YOU FOR SURE!!!

Dictator Antony: WHAT THE FU- *gets blasted 100 feet into the ground*

Me: GET WRECKED!!! YOU KILLED OUR PROTECTOR!!!

Lord Author: SuperFastPikachu... that's your new protector name... protect the Pikachu Society and all other Pokemon and humans at all costs...

SuperFastPikachu (who I've become after the fight): Yes Lord Author! *salutes*

*present day*

Dave: I was told about you SuperFastPikachu! I'm not the first character here! I might have despised you but after hearing your story, I may count on you to save everyone when an apocalypse might happen next time.

SuperFastPikachu: I only became mad because of disturbing events, but I choose to go into a humanitarian path from now on. I knew my purpose just now, not to destroy things, but to maintain the balance in the world. NOW WE HAVE NOT DONE DARES IN A LONG TIME BECAUSE TORD IS BEING TOO CONCERNED WITH GOVERNMENTAL AND DESTRUCTION AND WAR AFFAIRS!!!

Kitty: Lets just get rid of the l? I'll undo if you want but we shouldn't drop lore in a chapter like this maybe in the upcoming book of tord lore (Because the people wanted some of dave) Dave isn't the ruler ever he's the servant of lord author!

SuperFastPikachu: Maybe Dave can help me maintain order by giving him assistant protector sidekick position because he is close to power like lord author.

GOODBYE READERS PREPARE FOR RISK JOURNEY INTO THIS BOOK NOW IF YOU SHALL OPPOSE ME I SHALL TRY YOU IN COURT-