The scene descended into absolute chaos. Rocks trembled as Mew unleashed another Heat Wave, scorching the air around them. Wisty, the supposed eight-year-old girl, stood her ground with a look of manic determination that rivaled even Mew’s fury.

"BRING IT ON!" Wisty yelled, grabbing a shield—where she kept finding these shields, nobody knew—and charging straight through the blazing heat.

Gary, clutching his hair, groaned, "I don't know whether to stop her or start running myself."

“She’s not human,” Danika muttered again, still stunned. “She’s... she’s a force of nature!”

Mew switched tactics, hurling Water Guns and Scald at Wisty in rapid succession. Steam hissed through the air as Wisty dodged some but got absolutely drenched by others. She skidded on the ground, soaked, her dress clinging to her, but she just… laughed.

Horace’s panic went into overdrive. “SHE’S GONNA GET HERSELF KILLED! SOMEBODY STOP HER!”

Quillon snapped, pointing toward Wisty, “If she doesn’t back down, Mew’s going to launch her off that cliff again!”

As if Mew heard him, it let out an enraged cry and sent out Vine Whips. One wrapped around Wisty’s ankle, yanking her clean off the ground and dangling her over the edge of the cliff.

“WHOA, WHOA—HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!” Wisty bellowed, flailing. “PUT ME DOWN, YOU COTTON CANDY MENACE!”

In response, Mew launched her off the cliff with an audible whoosh.

Gary’s heart dropped. “Oh no—”

But then, from the clouds below, a voice rang out. “I’M FIIIIIIINE!”

Seconds later, Wisty literally climbed back up the cliff with nothing but her hands and sheer willpower, panting but grinning like she’d just won a game. Her Pokémon—Eevee, Chikorita, and the rest—ran to her with a mix of concern and awe.

“Thanks, guys, but I’m not done yet!” she declared.

Gary, still trying to process, turned to Goh and said weakly, “She’s evolved… into a Primeape.”

Goh nodded solemnly. “A really, really angry Primeape.”

Wisty cracked her neck, water dripping from her hair as she turned back to Mew, who was preparing another Hyper Beam.

“Round three, Mew! LET’S DANCE!” Wisty roared, charging forward again.

Danika threw her hands up. “At this point, I’m not even mad. I’m just impressed!”

Quillon muttered under his breath, “We are so doomed…”

Before anyone could intervene, Wisty grabbed Mew mid-attack again—this time with both hands—and yeeted it into another wall. The cave shook on impact, and Mew let out an indignant squeal.

Goh blinked, mouth hanging open. “Did… did she just THROW Mew again?”

Horace, on the verge of fainting, whimpered, “I don’t know how this is happening. I don’t know what’s real anymore.”

Mew, furious and glowing with energy, burst free and unleashed a flurry of attacks—Heat Wave, Water Gun, Vine Whip, and now Psybeam for good measure. Wisty dodged most, but the hits were starting to show. Scratches, bruises, and scorch marks dotted her, yet she refused to stop.

Gary groaned, looking at Wisty’s Pokémon, who were itching to help. “Why aren’t they stopping her?”

Eevee growled fiercely, eyes glowing, as if to say: She gave us an order. Don’t mess with her orders.

“This kid’s insane,” Quillon muttered again, shaking his head. “Absolutely insane.”

And then, as Wisty prepared to charge once more, Gary’s phone rang.

“NOW?” he hissed, pulling it out. “Grandpa? Not the time!”

Professor Oak’s voice crackled through the line. “Gary! What’s going on out there? The energy readings are off the charts! I’ve never seen anything like it!”

Gary turned to look at Wisty, who was now grappling with Mew hand-to-paw. She ducked a Vine Whip, tripped Mew up, and somehow suplexed the creature into the ground.

Gary’s voice was flat. “It’s… Wisty. Wisty’s what’s going on.”

On the other end of the line, Professor Oak sighed deeply. “Oh dear… Well, good luck with that.”

Gary hung up and turned to the others. “Okay. I don’t know what’s going to happen, but I think we need a plan B.”

Meanwhile, Mew launched another Heat Wave, and Wisty, with fire in her eyes, punched through the flames.

Danika paled. “I change my mind. She didn’t evolve into a Primeape. She evolved into a Legendary herself.”