Me: *looking at something*

My mum: Oh she wants that

Me: *pocking something*

My mum: Oh she wants that

Me: *Points at something I'm about to make a joke about*

My mum: Oh she wants that.

This is littraly my mum, if I'm just randomly looking at something, touching something or pointing at something in a store she automatically thinks I want it.

No I don't mum.

-_-