Wanna know what the hell happened to me in Women's day?

I and all the boys in class had to get scratched in the faces, dance Caramelldansen and cover Notice me Senpai, just to satisfy the girls.

I need to cure my mental so bad right now.

Now, for the oneshot. This is based on a video I watched in Vietnam and I found it kinda hillarious.

Just want to show you what humor is like in Vietnam. Enjoy

"Honey, can you watch our daughter for me?" A short honey blond hair woman asked a raven hair man

"Sure, just leave her to me" The man answered, but looked quite suspicious. The woman still didn't believe him, but she went out the house anyway. Their daughter, Ashena Ketchum, 6 years old, looked at her dad with an innocent face. "Come on girl. We'll wait for mommy to get home" The man said to his daughter

About 10 minutes later, the woman got home and saw something she didn't want to see. Her husband... was letting her daughter wandering around the street to play Pokemon Go.

"Catch a Pikachu for me or no food for you!" The man ordered. The woman sure looked very furious. She walked to her husband silently and stood behind him

"I only left our daughter to you for 10 minutes and this is what you do, ASHTON KETCHUM?!" She yelled at him quite squeezing his two "pokeballs", let him cried in pain

"Please, forgive MEH!" Ash cried

"You forgot SOMETHING!" She squeezed tighter

"Okay, beautiful and sexy princess, miss universe, Serena Ketchum, FORGIVE ME!" Ash managed to shout

"Not that, you idiot! Look!" Serena pointed at their daughter. Ash quickly crawled to her and brought her back. Yes, "crawl", not "run"

"Dad, I'm having fun." Ashena said

"Now it's not a good time." Ash pointed his thumb to Serena, who was gripping his hair and ready to make him bald any second. Her daughter started to shiver and cry when she saw her mom like that

"Oh no, Ashena. Daddy is really bad to let you like that, right? You must be very scared when other vehicles almost hit you, right?" Serena picked her up and pat her back to comfort her

"Literaly she's afraid about the "other thing", which is appearing in front of her eyes right now" Ash said sarcastically, only to receive a dead glare from Serena

"WHO'S TALKING HERE, ME OR YOU?!" She shouted at Ash, but then she heard her daughter cried louder

"No, no. Mommy is scolding your dad, not you little angel" -  She comforted her and brought her inside. - "I'll be back to you later, Ash!" She tried to keep cool not to scare Ashena.

Ash was shivering when he walked in their house, not because of the cold. He checked his calendar and saw something. That day was March 8th, Women's day. He made his wife in that day, so he decided to do something. 

He tried to make some lunch for his family. He took some eggs to fry them. However, the reason Serena didn't ask him to do the cooking thing was the fact that Ash was terrible at cooking. Just like what she thought, the eggs started to burn because of too much oil. The pan started to be on fire. Luckily, he extinguished the fire, but ended up making a big mess in the kitchen. And also unlucky for him, Serena was standing there with an emotionless face

"Really, Ash? First you put our daughter in danger and and now you create a mess for ME?!" Serena shouted at him. Her daughter was upstairs to she couldn't hear anything

"Serena, honey, look, I just-"

"DON'T SERENA HONEY ME! CAN I JUST HAVE ONE PEACEFUL DAY WITHOUT TROUBLE CAUSING BY YOU?!" Serena shouted at him in tears. Ash certainly felt bad for her and also painful in his chest. Without his cool, Ash shouted at her

"FINE! I'M LEAVING! DON'T FIND ME!" Ash rushed out the door and left. Serena just stood there in tears

"Ash... you forgot your wallet..."

Everything was difficult for Ash. He couldn't find anything to eat when he found out he didn't have his wallet, but he didn't want to return. All he wanted to do was make his wife happy, but he screwed up.

He was lying on a bench in a park, when he saw a familiar female figure walked to him

"Ash... you're here..." Serena looked at him with red eyes

"What? I thought you hate me" Ash mumbled in his T-shirts, but flinched when his wife hugged him, sobbed in his chest

"Don't leave me like that. I'm sorry for scolding you" Serena sobbed. Ash then lifted her head and looked regretting

"I won't. I'm sorry too, Serena" Ash leaned in and kissed her, which she kissed back. This was the kiss they hadn't shared since their daughter was born. They held their hands and walked home, happily

"Oh yeah, what time is it?" Serena asked

"Uh.... quarter to three. So?" Ash said and Serena widen her eyes

"OH NO! ASHENA!" Serena quickly ran to her home, while Ash chuckling behind

"Sometimes she just like me. What's the difference?"