Well, guess I have to do it then, huh?

Anyway, this was also a little true story about me and my best friend. Just read it and see how dreadful it is

Ash Ketchum, Calem Xavier. They were best friends since childhood. People said they looked like siblings or brothers, and they were right. With any problem they encountered, they always got their backs

Ash was the intelligent one. Every time Calem needed any answer for any question, Ash always helped him. Even in a test, he still showed him the answer, which he called that "taking inspiration from others"

Calem was the strong one. Every time Ash got in trouble with some bullies, he was always there for him. Calem was like Ash's bodyguard, always got his back. Of course Ash knew some skills to help him get pass, but finishing the "job" was always Calem. They had to go to Principle's office several times, and by "several" I mean 20 or 30, but yeah, they didn't give a fock

What people didn't know was Calem used to be Ash's bully. Yes, he bullied Ash lots of time when he put his first step in the school. However, Ash knew Calem just wanted some attention and wanted to make friend, in a very unusual way. So he decided to be his friend, and they had been best friends for 9 years

But yeah, things did got in their way.

Their class had a hiney blond hair girl named Serena. Anyone who didn't like her must be a fool. Ash and Calem both liked her, and they knew their bestie did. So their was a little rivalry formed between them, and by "little" I mean something like this:

"You better stay away from her, BusHead!"

"You too, Rock brain!"

"You'll never understand the feeling when the readers call you dense every time you are mentioned!"

"You'll never understand the feeling when the readers just want to throw a bus at your face every time you are mentioned!"

"I have more pains than you!"

"I have to be a villain in every Wattpad Amour books!"

"I'm forced not to understand what "love" means!"

"I'm forced to be an arsehole!"

"I got hated from Pokeshippers!"

"I got hated from Amourshippers, and there are a whole bunch of them!"

"I got shipped with a girl who just concentrates on contest, not battling!"

"I got shipped with a girl who was too badass to be a girl!"

"Look, can I have a chance with her?"

"NO!"

"Okay..."

They kept having the same argument days after days, but they always ended with laughing, realizing how stupid they were. However, there were a time they were able to shine

One time Serena got in trouble with the school bullies, or the school pervs. All of them just wanted to harm her, but they chose the wrong day. Ash and Calem interrupted just in time. They had a battle with the bullies, but like I said, Calem always the one ending the battle

"Hey! Can I just end it, please?!" Ash asked

"No! Step aside, Ketchum!" Calem shouted back, but both of their ears got twitched. It was from the principal

"THIS IS THE 100th TIMES. PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!" Then the principal dragged both of them in his office, ignoring their cries of pain

The whole situation was normal, in a positive way. They were punished to clean the whole school for a week, and that was the lightest punishment they had to receive. Soon when they got out the office, they started arguing, again, as best friends

"If it wasn't because of you, we wouldn't be punished!"

"Then what kind of genius thought out that idea?"

"Hey! Saving a girl is a pleasure, you should know that!"

"*pfff* More like a successful flirting session..."

"What with that tone, Ketchup?!"

"What with that voice, Slavier?!"

They kept arguing until Serena stopped them

"Guys, stop fighting! I don't want to see both of my heroes arguing!" - She said and continued - "Look, I help you guys cleaning the school, okay, as something to pay?"

Both of the boys agreed and disagreed at the same time. They didn't want Serena to be involved. But their thoughts couldn't defeat their laziness, so they agreed with her. Soon when she left the school, both of them started laughing as always, but they didn't forget to look in each other's faces again

"She's mine!" Both of them said in unison, then walked out the school together. They might be rivals, but after all, they were still best friends

Can anyone think out a shipping name for Ash and Calem?

Wait, I got an idea

DenseCamelShipping

Don't judge me. I'm suck at naming!