Me: POTATOESSSSS

Potato: NUURRRRR *runs away and hides*

Me: Noooooo D:

Kenny: WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH POTATOES?!

Me: BECAUSE THEY CAN EVOLVE INTO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS!

Misty: Say wat? .-.

Me: YEAH! THEY CAN BECOME FRENCH FRIES.. MASHED POTATOES... CHIPS.. MASHED POTATOES.. OH AND DON'T FORGET POISONOUS POTATOES!... Mashed potatoes..

Red: WHAT THE F-- *covers mouth* O_O I MEAN..

Me: :0 WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Red: I MEAN UH.. WHAT THE FRENCH FRIES DOES POISON HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS EHEHEHEH

Me: Noice save. ITS BECAUSE THERE ARE PURPLE POTATOES EXISTING IN THIS WORLD!

Ash: YAS THEY ARE EVIL VERSIONS OF POTATOES NOW LETS GO ATTACK THEM!

Everyone: YAS! *floats to the world of poisonous potatoes to beat them up*

TO BE CONTINUED...

Me: *in the distance* DUN DUN DUNNN!