Sign The Hell Up

The camera focused in to show the gigantic face of a skeletal dragon carefully eyeing his lines. Suddenly, he turned up to look at the camera and scowled.
He sighed and asked, "How far do you have it zoomed in?"

The cameraman nervously chuck led before replying, "Not at all, sir."

The dragon groaned and said, "Well, back it up anyway. This is LIVE. We're gonna want the viewers to, I don't know, actually see the island?"

The cameraman, annoyed, complied and backed up a good 20 feet, allowing a better view of the lush island that lay before the camera.

The dragon cleared his throat before grinning at the camera and announcing, "Hello there, all you viewers out there watching this from who knows where! Welcome to... POKEMON! ISLAAAND! I'm your host of this all-new reality TV show, the incredible ETERNATUS!"

Eternatus stared at his lines again before looking up and saying, "Basically, we've invited 32 lucky contestants here to compete all for the grand prize of 1. Million. POKE! Here, for a solid 8 weeks our contestants will be living in cabins, have to hunt for their food, and do whatever it takes t-"

The cameraman cleared his throat.

"No hunting? Are you serious? I had those challenges set up and everything! These are POKEMON we're talking about here! ALL of us are pokemon!"

The cameraman gave Eternatus a glare, a very bold move.

"FINE. Have it your way, then. Deoxys can cook for them anyway. Speaking of Deoxys, GET OVER HERE!"

A rather strange, alien pokemon floated up to the camera nearby Eternatus before speaking, "Hello to you all! I'm your lovely co-host, Deoxys, and we're on Total Poke-'

Deoxys was interrupted by Eternatus who growled, "Deoxys, where are the papers?"

Deoxys, seemingly unfazed, shrugged and replied, "I dropped them into the water."

Eternatus fumed. Calming himself down, he said, "No matter, I have backups, aka the submissions who didn't make it in. Now then, who will our lucky contestants be now?"

Deoxys shrugged again and said, "Oh, I got rid of most of those, too."

Eternatus could barely hold in his anger. He took a few deep breaths and then asked, "Say, Deoxys, do you like fun facts?"

Deoxys lit up and replied, "Yeah! I like fun facts!"

The toxic dragon smiled and said, "Well, here's the fact of the day, then! You're getting your ass fired right here, right now, if you don't clean up your act! Got that, buddy?"

Deoxys paled and silently nodded. Eternatus looked back at the camera and continued, "Well, it seems I have a bit of a dilemma. But YOU can help! Just send in a few of your own characters to us, and we'll include them right in! I got a form for you guys down below, so just go ahead and fill that out, okay? We're desperate."

Name:

Species:

Gender:

Personality:

Unique Traits:

Relationship: (Yes {Specify with who here}, No {The author decides}, Don't want one)

Evolve: (Yes, No {If so, when? Early, middle, or late?})

Team: (1 or 2?)

Role: (Good or Evil?)

Eternatus spoke again, "There you go, easy form. We've got 32 spots currently open! Of course, I will have a few rules about all this."

"First off, we're only allowing 4 pokemon each native to each of the eight regions. So 4 native to Kanto, 4 native to Johto, 4 from Hoenn, you get it. If a pokemon evolves into a pokemon native to another region, we're counting the region the evolved form is native to. Makes things easier."

"Second, only up to two pokemon of the same evolutionary line will be accepted. I refuse to have Eeveelutions crowding the entire island. I want VARIETY!"

"Third, and hopefully final, no legendaries or mythicals will be accepted. They've got their own duties, so leave them be."

"Not to mention you can have up to two of your OCs sent in, as long as both comply with the above rules!" Sweet, isn't it?"

Deoxys suddenly came into view of the camera again and shouted, "Hey, Eternatus! I got a few forms for you!"

Eternatus sighed and replied, "Maybe you aren't completely useless. Give them to me, then get out of my sight."

The unfortunate Deoxys obeyed as usual and once he left, Eternatus read," Well, that's convenient. Seems we have a few leftovers after all! Now then, let's see who we have here."

Name: Leviathan

Species: Salamence

Gender: Male

Personality: A complete jerk. Bullies EVERYONE and challenges them to battles he wins every time.

Unique Traits: A scar across his stomach scutes he got in a vicious brawl with a Dragonite. Has access to the move Fire Fang, which very few Salamence know.

Relationship: Not looking for one

Fear: The cold, and being beaten in battle. Besides that, literally nothing.

Evolve: He already has

Team: 1

Role: He acts like a jerk, but by technicality he's still Good...

Name: Spark

Species: Joltik

Gender: Female

Personality: Much bolder and stronger than she appears. Extremely defiant, and will give a small shock to anyone who insults her. Besides that, pretty nice.

Unique Traits: hard to see, but her eyes are just a bit lighter than usual

Relationship: No, still won't look for one

Fear: She acts like she's afraid of nothing, but she'll freak out upon seeing a pokemon she knows she can't beat

Evolve: No

Team: 2

Role: Good

Name: Phantasm

Species: Dreepy

Gender: Male

Personality: Very timid. Secludes himself from everyone else, and is hard to make him open up.

Unique Traits: The red section of his body appears blue

Relationship: No, looking for one

Evolve: Into Drakloak in the middle, into Dragapult late

Team: 2

Role: Good

Name: Polarity

Species: Magneton

Gender: No gender

Personality: ambitious, will do whatever it takes to win

Unique Traits: Terrifyingly clever, can think of a solution for nigh any problem

Relationship: Not looking for one

Evolve: Early

Team: 1

Role: Evil

Eternatus now announced, "That seems to be all of them! Nevermind, then, there are actually 28 spots left! We'll update the list every week while we wait for more OCs to come flooding in. Now, get submitting while I go deal with Deoxys. LATER!"

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