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@ashketchum why is it cold in alola 🤨🤨

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@cookingmalow you're probably the only person that's cold in alola right now dumbass

@lovelydawn happy crisis!

           - @ashketchum merry crisis!

@waterlana to get you in the christmas spirit 😍🙏 also my mom wants you to come to dinner i think she thinks u're my bf

           - @cookingmalow tell ur mom i want to eat her for christmas 😩😩🙏🙏

           - @waterlana you're banned from my home

           - @ashketchum why would u wanna eat her mom?? anyways i think i can make it but for desert i already told lillie i'd go to her dinner

          - @articlillie yayy <333 u're still coming to mines 💞💞☺️☺️

@zkiawez no one is cold bro

          - @ashketchum 🥲 i am

@trainerbonnie 🎉🎆🎇🎄christmas!!

          - @ashketchum BONNIIIEEEEE

@_may have a happy holiday 🥳💕

          - @ashketchum u too !!

@prettymiette if u think alola is cold,, boy

@megaalain happy christmas!

@garyoak a hoe never gets cold, wtf u doing bro

@serenayvonne i wish to spend another christmas together <3

          - @ashketchum me too <3 AND WITH ALL OUR KALOS GANG B)

          - @serenayvonne yeah them too...

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@lovelydawn am i at paul's apartment for christmas? yes,, am i sure i finally melted paul's cold exterior? yes!! he let me bake cookies and make a mess !! (and yes i got him that pillow as a gift 🕺 (with his money though) even had to get him the tree lol)

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@_may THE TREE AS WELL ??? DID MY MAN JUST NOT HAVE A CHILDHOOD LOL ??

          - @xx.paul yes, but i just didn't bother to get one before

          - @ashketchum in your defense i didn't get a bed in alola until i once fell asleep in the bathtub lol

- @serenayvonne 🤨🤨 what the actual-

- @drewthebest i stand with the boys, my mom had to get me a table and may the chairs 😭😭

@xx.paul don't post my apartment creep

- @lovelydawn 🥺🥺 but but

@serenayvonne okay but,, when am i coming over 🤨🤨

          - @lovelydawn back off *barks* jk you invited with the gang on new year ;3 he has a hot tub 😩😩

- @serenayvonne A HOT TUB ?? you scored 😩 lemme steal him from you

- @xx.paul we aren't playing football, she didn't score

- @ashketchum what's so good about a hot tub?

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@_may thanks for the present @serenayvonne should've also gotten one for yourself queen😩😩🙏🙏 and ash's mom cause goddam 

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@ashketchum ayo what u talking about my mom

          - @_may 😔😔 u ain't even know what milf means

@lovelydawn WHY DID YOU GET YOUR GIFT EARLIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE

@lovelydawn do you not think i will be a milf 💔💔 why didn't you mention me

@lovelydawn heart been broke so many times don't know what to believe 💔💔

@lovelydawn all girls are the same 😡

@_may should also mention @lovelydawn will also be a milf in the future, welcome and goodbye

          - @lovelydawn good girl 😈

          - @_may ayo i'm the mommy here 😼

@serenayvonne u will never need another lover cause u a milf and i'm a mother fucker ☺️💗

@serenayvonne i got inspo from drew saving u on his phone like mommy 😩😩🙏🙏 when is it my chance to be happy

          - @ashketchum 💀 why mommy? does he not have a mom?

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@brocktherock me and @ashketchum and @zkiawez we matching 😈 also alola is freaking cool,, thanks for housing me baby ash

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@lovelydawn the envy of the block y'all are 😩🙏

@serenayvonne the drip y'all 😩😩 step on me with those lemon steppers

@ashketchum thank you and misty for coming <333

- @serenayvonne omg misty is with y'all ?? 😩 tell her to get insta

- @ashketchum i already told her :c but she says it's her sisters thing 😭

          - @mistybae don't speak on my behalf loser, i'll do whatever i want when i want

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@serenayvonne i really got all dressed up to build one snowman and then have dinner at my parents house, man i miss doing shit and competitions 😭 need more excuses to be pretty

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@lovelydawn you looked stunning even if we then had to cover you with thirty coats

@_may serena + pink = sex ,, you're going to love my gift 😩

@xx.paul why your back arch look ugly :/

- @serenayvonne that's it,, blocking you :/ you made me sad

@drewthebest i'm looking...

- @_may respectfully?? 🤨🤨

- @drewthebest yes mommy

@calempokemon well at least we got to take pictures together <3

- @serenayvonne so true 😩😩🙏🙏

@ashketchum how are you in a dress while snowing while i'm freezing in a tropical island

          - @calempokemon i guess y'all aren't meant to be 😔👩‍🦯😼

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@calempokemon who tf is that blonde girl 🤨 anyone got her @ 😩😩🙏😔

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@serenayvonne i thought this post was gonna be cute and you'd tell everyone how amazing and great i am but you just have to be funny 🙄

          - @calempokemon i'm just that type of man ;) a silly little guy if u may

          - @_may ayo i'm may and i may

@ashketchum where your hands at?

          - @calempokemon chill dude

@lovelydawn i took this pic 🤭

@xx.paul how does it feel having a picture with the future kalos queen

          - @serenayvonne if you ever get tired of dawn i'm waiting daddy 🤭 i'll make your bed, i'll clean, i'll do everything to serve my king 💋💋

          - @lovelydawn you even used my signature emoji oh hell no , serena you are going to hell

@ashketchum @serenayvonne we should recreate this

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@drewthebest at serenas mom house, the gangs all here and bonnie and clemont and korina showed up 😭 why serena's mom low key an almond mom

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@serenayvonne i love y'all <3 ( ikr?? my treats as a child was celery with peanut butter 💀 guess that explains my obsession with baking and cooking now )

@serenayvonne i'm so happy everyone came

          - @ashketchum wish i could join with my gang.

          - @serenayvonne your new gang* but yeah i wish so too :c

          - @calempokemon guess it wasn't meant to be 🤷‍♀️

          - @cookingwithmalow we yo gang 💪

          - @waterlana chill girl

          - @articlillie 💪

          - @zkiawez 💪 alola gang

          - @sophoclessun 💪

          - @gohohoh 💪 i'm in here too

          - @chloejourney 💪🤷‍♀️

@_may nothing beats being together <3

@lovelydawn i love christmas with yall

@xx.paul i guess it was cool

@dragoniris thanks for the invite !!