Hey guys it's me Cyan and I wanted to say 

?:My god, stop it!

*fourth wall breaks"

Cyan:Ugh who did that?

Readers: WHERE IN!!!

Cyan: No you're not go, mewtwo! 

Readers: Uh oh...

*mewtwo kills the readers and fix's the fourth wall*

Cyan: You didn't need to kill them mewtwo make them alive again.

*A hour later*

Cyan: Now that's done who broke the wall in the first place.

?: Me, violet and did you really just made you're mewtwo kill...

Cyan: Don't say it or else it will break again.

Violet: Any how I have one question why the f**** did you make keep my raticate?!?!

Cyan: Well I thought you would want you're starter. So I...

Violet: Ugh... I couldn't just have my houndoom? 

Cyan: No and there is a good reason why.

Violet: What is it?

Cyan: So I can make fun of you *snickers*

Violet: You son of a b

Cyan: Woah children read this... I think? But still no swearing.

Violet: Fine you son of a v

Cyan: No breaking the fourth wall again.

Violet: Ugh nevermind, At least don't do anything I would hate

Cyan: Violet May be a punk but it is actually because...

Violet: Don't you say it!

Cyan: He lost a bet and has to only talk like this forever (no swearing for him till the book is over aka the last chapter)

Violet: You son of a

Cyan: Welp I forget what I was going to say in the beginning...

But anyhow hope you liked this?

Frost: Hey all you I was able to get here yeah!

*fourth wall breaks again*

Readers: YES!!! WERE INSIDE

Cyan: I chose you Phoenix Wright!

Phoenix Wright: (like in the picture but pretend it's the readers)

Readers: NO!!!

Cyan: Well bye guys, see you in the next chapter!

Violet and Frost: Bye everyone!