Ash: my name i Jeff!

Misty: oh no...

May: it has begun...

Paul:... pathetic

Ash: my name i Jeeeff

Serena: um... ash?

Ash: MY NAME I JEFF!

Gary: no! My name i Jeff

Kenny: my name is kenny.

Ash: SHUN!

Gary: SHUN THE NON-JEFF!

Kenny: :(

Serena: um... a- I mean, Jeff, why do you keep saying My name i Jeff

Ash: because MY NAME I JEFF

Lille: he's acting weird here to...

Paplio: pap pap liiiiooo!

Lillie: EEP!!
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Ash has changed his name to Jeff.
Gary has liked this.
Everyone else has dislikes this.
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Gary has changed his name to Jeff.
Jeff has disliked this.
Everyone else has also disliked this.
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Jeff has updated his status: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!

Jeff: YES, WE MUST FIGHT!!!!

Trip: Fight Fight Fight Fight!!!

Iris: your such a little kid.

Red:....

Iris: oh gosh da-

Cilan: -ng it!-

Iris: -not you again! I'm tired of your-

Cilan: -crap-

Iris: -and I hate you!

iris: did you just cut me off? how does that even work, this is Facebook!

cilan: magic!

red:...

Iris: I thought I told you to-

Cilan: -back-

Iris: off! Seriously? Again cilan?

Cilan: yup

Jeff: I have triumphed! Now Jeff must change his name.

Jeff: fiiiiiiine.
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Jeff has changed his name to JEFF.
Jeff has liked this.
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Kenny: so, wait, which one is JEFF and which one is Jeff?

JEFF: that's easy. I'm JEFF, and Jeff is Jeff. Simple

Kenny: that literally helps in no way.

Jeff: SHUN THE NONBELIEVER!!!!! SHUN!!!! SHUN!!!!!
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Paul has updated his status: JEFF, Jeff, I swear, if you two don't change your names back this instant then I will personally send you to the depths of Tartarus.

Cilan: ey! No crossing genres here.

Paul: whatever.

JEFF: oh crap Jeff this guy means business!

Jeff: I know, he's scary!
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JEFF had changed his name to Gary.
Everyone has liked this.
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Jeff has changed his name to ash.
Everyone has liked this.
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Sun has changed his name to Jeff.
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Paul: welp, suns dead.

Jeff: no please!
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Jeff has died.
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Paul: that was easy...

Moon: ... thanks

Lillie: moon!

Moon: what! He was being annoying here too

Paul: pathetic....
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Jeff has updated his status: why do y'all keep changing your names to mine?

Comments:

Paul: I swear ash, if that's you!

Jeff: you wanna fight?

Game freak has removed Jeff from Facebook.

Game freak admin: has he been dealt with?

Game freak grunt: he has been terminated.

Paul:... pathetic.
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So! How bout this chapter...
So, true story, yesterday I went to a zoo. And my group and me were walking practically the whole time next to a group that had, wait for it... the actress who plays bailey on walk the prank. IKR?! I know for sure bc I overheard her talk about her producers... but by the time I worked up the courage to go talk to her... she had left... it would have been less awkward if it was a boy. Bc I'm a boy... anyway, I thought it was cool. Bai.