Holy crap that's a big number for the chapter name. Anyways, Catanzy here, and I just wanted to say before the chapter, thank you so much to all the people who read my other book, it means a lot to have your support. I mean, 345 reads?!? I never even expected to write a book, much less get over 300 people reading it. I hope to crush that goal with this book!onto the chapter!

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Guzma: yo yo yo, what up dawg?

Gladion: shut up.

Guzma: no, cuz I'm yer boiy guzma!

Moon: he can't even spell boy right...

Guzma: nah G, it's called rebelling.

Moon: actually I believe it's called illiterate.

Hau: oh snap

Gladion: stop smiling!!!!! The joy is melting me!!!

Moon:..........

Ash: what is going on here?

Koffing: um I don't know man.

Voltorb: how is koffing even typing? That's so dumb. I mean koffing has no hands so how could he type? Silly koffing.

Serena:...no comment

Misty:that's a comment.
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Miette has updated her status:
Oh ash~ come say hi! Slurpluff and I made a special poke puff for you! 

Ash: I love pokepuffs! But I'm in alola... your in kalos...

Serena:yes!

Ash: did you say yes?

Serena:no! I said... yelp!

Ash: yelp?

Serena: yeah I got attacked by a jangmo-o but sun stopped it.

Sun:I did?

Serena:um, yes, you did!

Lillie: well I'm glad your ok-

Pikachu:pika pika!

Lillie: EEP!

Gary: oh ash, so your traveling with more scared people? First misty and her bug phobia, now Lillie and her Pokémon Phobia?

Misty:......

Gary: crap 💩

Misty: MALLET TIME!

Gary: uh oh!

Gary logged out to run away

Misty logged out to chase Gary.

Pidgeot logged out to help her.

Ash-greninja: um... ooooookaaaayy... that just happened!

Ash: yeah, should we go help?

Leaf: yeah, I'm going to go distract misty.

Ash: I meant help misty

Leaf:-_-

Bonnie: WHALE!

May: how old is Bonnie...?

Clemont: Bonnie! Your not old enough to be on Facebook!

Bonnie: neither is may! She's only ten!

May: ash is still ten as well!

Me: yes, fight for my amusement!

Leaf: who are you?

Me: i'm Me.

leaf: but who's Me

Me: your leaf, obviously!

leaf: what no! i didn't mean! ugh!

leaf logged out

Me: bai.

Me logged out

May:... well.

Drew: oh hi April

May: MY NAME IS MAY!!!!

ash: my name is ash!

May:-___-

Bonnie: whale!

Wailord: WHAT?!?

Bonnie:... o-O

sun: oi! WE alolan characters haven't been featured since the start!

Bonnie:well it's your fault for not talking...

Red:................

Iris:gah it's him!

Blue: red your so awesome! Hehehe, since he blocked me he won't see that.

Red:......... I saw that.........:)

Blue:....asdsdshdgjdkfhfhfnjcnxngjkgogkvjnfjt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red:.............lawl.............

Dawn: where is this conversation going?

Paul: to-

Cilan: heaven! LANGUAGE Paul!

Paul: da-

Cilan: -ng it!  LANGUAGE PAUL!

Paul: D: