---- Gary's PoV ----

"get back here you little b*cth" run faster little legs please run. ash was gaining on me. "Pikachu use thunderbolt!" Oh shi- *gets zapped by thunderbolt*

---- Red PoV ---- 

welp, they're gone guess I'll meet them in the classroom. damn this place is huge could go for slushie right about now. "hey there, are you lost!" I turn to see a girl with yellow hair running up to me. F*ck she's hot. "oh hey can you show me where the office is?" she nodded her head and told me to follow her. "so you're the new student, huh. but the principal said there will be more of you" oh yeah ash and Gary are people too "oh uh they got in a fight" I said trying to sound as casual as possible. "dang that's tough. what about?" dangit this chick is way too curious for her own good. "uh don't worry about it"  Arceus have mercy on my soul Arceus: no thanks. what the f*ck! whatever we made it to office. after getting my schedule I make my way to my class. I knock on the door and out comes Mr. that's-what-she-said he covered in soot. "hey Gary what happened to you" he just responded with "Pikachu" oh sh*t ash really was that mad.

I'm done for today

sorry for the short chapter

also, why do you like this so much I barely even put any effort into it