Piccolo and Rayquaza!!
3rd Person POV
While The Battle between Mew and Cooler was happening Piccolo was at Super Kami Dende's Lookout looking over the Landscape as he was waiting for the Defender of earth to come!
Piccolo: "Is he coming here or not Dende!?"
Dende: "He's coming! He's coming! He just takes a while to get here! Right Popo?"
Popo: "I'M SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW!!!"
Left to right: Popo and Dende
Piccolo: "What did he do this time?"
Dende: "He Drank a gallon of Acid. Like a literal milk jug of it! I have no Idea where he got it from since he never leaves the Place!"
Popo: "Dende! Tell me I can leave the place whenever I need to please!"
Dende: "Mr. Popo you can leave the place whenever you want-"
Popo: "BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! All of these squares make a circle, All of these squares make a circle, All of these squares make a circle!!"
Dende: "I sense the Dragon's Presence!!"
???: "Who Dares to summon me! Guardian of Earth!!!"
Piccolo: "Hello Rayquaza."
Rayquaza: "Oh it's you. What do you want now Piccolo?"
Piccolo: "You have to come down and Fight his guy for us."
Rayquaza: "No!"
Piccolo: "N-No!? No!? Why the hell no!?"
Rayquaza: "I don't feel like it!!"
Piccolo: "Look we have been sitting-!"
Kami/Nail: "Sleeping!"
Piccolo: "Sitting here for the last 3 hours and your coming down to help us! And your going to!"
Rayquaza: "No way! I ain't doing it!"
Piccolo: "Why!?"
Rayqauza: "Your probably going to take my Job away from me!"
Piccolo: "What!? When I first met you, you were trying to give the job to Goki! GOKI! She barely looks after her own Kids!! I LOOK AFTER HER KIDS MORE THAN SHE DOES!!!"
Rayquaza: "Well I ain't doing it!!"
Piccolo: "Just do it you big, Green, Scaley, Baby!!"
Rayquaza: "NO!!! LOOK I HAVE TO DEAL WITH FIRE HEAD AND WATER BRAIN 24/7 FOR THE LAST 4.5 BILLION YEARS AND I AM SICK OF DEALING WITH THEIR SHIT AND NOT GETTING ANY CREDIT FOR IT!!! IS IT TOO MUCH TO GET SOME GODDAMN APPRECTION FOR THAT OR ATLEAST SOME FOR STOPPING DEOXYS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!! IS THAT TOO MUCH!?"
Piccolo: "Dude... I'm sorry..."
Rayquaza: "Sorry... I was being a dick..."
Piccolo: "No I was. Look We'll stop him and we'll give you the credit okay."
Rayquaza: "Sure."
Dende: "Too late I sense Cooler has left this world!"
Rayquaza: "Aww... and Damnit I just got a message that I had to stop Groundon and Kyogre again!"
Piccolo: "Hey! We'll stop them together! And You can have all of the credit!"
Rayquaza: "Thanks man!"
To Be Continued...
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