Celery learned leech seed, which is a move that i have grown to hate because... reasons

I met May again, and then I went to route 116, caught a Skitty and named her Sara. I probably won't ever be using her. Then I battled Youngster Joey who traveled all the way to Hoenn and replaced his top percentage Rattata with a Zigzagoon...

Arlo learned Wing Attack, which is really helpful. Also, Darell evolved again into a Butterfree. I went into the Rustboro Tunnel and caught a Whismur that I named Pound Cake

I went to go battle the Gym because I got impatient, and Celery massacred every single Pokémon. And I got the Stone Badge.

And Qwerti evolved! I really don't like Marshtomp so this was a little disappointing but still.

When I left the gym, some weird pirate guy was running away and being chased by that shrooms scientist who runs like a crippled tree frog.

But of course everything is my problem, and I had to go get his Devon parts. And also save some guy's Wingull.

Blah blah blah, I have to send a letter to Steven and take the old guy's boat. I met May when I went outside and she is just such a little bitc-

Yes and not a single one has died yet 🙃

ANYWAYS I went all the way to Mr. Briney's cottage and sailed to Dewford town. I'll be stopping here because im tired