A scene from the fanfiction "The Venus Theory" by LovelyMoonMaster.

I call it "Rafael Doesn't Like Sand".

*shiver*

Rosaline: I see it's nothing but cold weather on the Moon.

Rafael: You're from Venus, aren't you?

Rosaline: Yeah. Where everything's nice and toasty and-

Rafael: And they have a whole area with sand. I've never gone to Venus because of that.

Rosaline: You don't like sand?

Rafael: Yeah...

Later...

Rafael: ...Well you never finished giving your name because you don't like the cold.

Rosaline: And YOU never came to Venus because you don't like sand.

Rafael: Look at us! We're having a civilized discussion!

Rosaline: I thought we were arguing and insulting each other, but now that you mention it...

The End.

That's it.

Bye!