Flittle: Hello everyone!

Flittle: Sorry I didn't post this a few days ago, school had been tough as I expected but today wasn't too bad so I've decided to do this

Flittle: Anyway, who wants to go first?

Prince_of_Simps: Me!

Prince_of_Simps: Now may the battle between the worst cooks begin!

Ash and May: *Summoned to a kitchen*

Ash: So is this like an actual battle?

May: Of course not

Flittle: Three, two, one, go!

Ash and May: *Cook*

Flittle: *Tries Ash's food* This actually tastes really good!

Ash: Thank you!

Flittle: *Tries May's food* You win, for having the worst food!

May: 😭

Switchy: Let Troy cook with dares

Flittle: Troy didn't show up to this chapter, not that he ever does anyway...

Switchy: I go dumpster diving into Flittle's computer

Flittle: I don't have a computer lol

Switchy: Flittle, how many people have bullied you?

Flittle: *Counts on fingers* From memory, about 8 (that is irl, it would be a few more if i was counting online too)

Switchy: Kru537719, when did you make your characters?

Kru537719: I made them around 2021 with Flipaclip

Flittle: Cool

Serena: *Does a performance*

Lisia, May, Miette and Switchy: GIVE ME AN S, GIVE ME AN E, GIVE ME A R, GIVE ME A E, GIVE ME A N, GIVE ME AN A! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?! SERENA, OUR GIRLFRIEND!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗

Serena: 🥰

Switchy: Petili vs Flittle

Flittle: *Uses Psychic and yeets Petili out of the window*

Switchy: Everyone watches JJK

Flittle: What is that

Humanoid_Author: *Apeears* Jujutsu kaisen

Flittle: Who are you?!

Dawn: *Survives a pool of Gyarados*

Chloe: ☺️

Chloe: *Evolves her Eevee*

Flittle: You may interpret this however you wish, moving on-

Switchy: I refuse to join the Satogou Sqaud

Satogou Sqaud, Ash and Goh: Cool

Flittle: Oh also before moving on, I'm just going to add Gary permanently since he's probably going to be in pretty much every chapter anyway

Moon: Uhhhhhh not him 😑

Moon: Anyway, Gary, how much do you pay your cheerleaders?

Gary: I don't pay them, they just follow me around

Moon: You should give them a pay rise

Gary: Yeah I probably should start paying them for how much they do for me...

Moon: Gary, Gary, he's our man, if he can't be stupid with his stupidness then no one can!

Gary: Ummmmm what?

Moon: Kru537719, don't you hate Gary too?

Kru537719: Gary is a b**** a** mother f***er

Flittle: ...

Gary: 💭This Moon girl is obsessed with me...💭

Bonnie: Ship?

May: Moon x Gary... maybe it could be enemies to lovers?

Moon: Nooooooooooooo-

Moon: Tierno's name means sweet in Spanish

Flittle: Cool

Moon: Flittle, If you had to change your name to a different pokémon, what would it be?

Flittle: That's a really difficult question... maybe Cleffa or Audino?

Flittle: 💭My original Wattpad username had Furret in it...💭

Moon: Chloe, PLEASE DON'T EVOLVE EEVEE!!!!

Chloe: I DIDN'T WANT TO, SWITCHY MADE ME DO IT 😭

Flittle: Don't worry, luckily I didn't save the progress made in this chapter

Flittle: *Goes out of Wattpad and back in*

Chloe's [Insert eeveelution]: *Once again an Eevee*

Moon and Chloe: *Hug and sigh with relief*

Doritogod33: I dare Chloe's Eevee, Serena's Sylveon, May's Glaceon and Sandy to sing Cheese Tax

Pokégirl's Eeveelutions:

Switchy: *Gives Goh his Mew back*

Goh: *Hugs Mew tightly* Thank you 🥹

Switchy: I want my pew pew back

Flittle: Fine, but you're restricted from shooting any of the other co-hosts, me or Goh

Switchy: Bank any religious dares, before HE comes

Flittle: Who is he?

Switchy: Read Troy's second truth or dare book

Flittle: Not until he leaves some dares here and adds me to his PMD book

Switchy: Chloe kisses Dawn

Chloe: Thank you! *kisses Dawn*

T. Boy: Everyone speaks in Gen Alpha

[Gen Alpha slang on]

Flittle: What the sigma is going on here?!

Goh: Ash you are a rizzler I love you pookie

Ash: Thanks pookie, you're riz is lit too

Serena: Goh, you're such a simp for Ash 😏

Goh: Says you, also you have skibidi ohio riz so shut up you delulu

Dot: This chapter is bussin so far

Liko: No cap

Flittle: As much as I would want thus to go on forever, I have to stop this

[Gen Alpha slang off]

T. Boy: Serena, why do you like May?

Serena: More like love, also I love her because she's adorable, just look at her!

May:

T. Boy: Dot makes out with Liko

Dot: We're 10 years old bro

T. Boy: Wild Sylveon break lose!

Serena: What do you mean? My Sylveon is right here

T. Boy: All of the female Jigglypuff population turns anthro

Flittle: ...What?

Box: *Arrives*

Co-hosts: When did that get here?

PearlinaFAN: *Bursts out* Hello!

Everyone: Hi

PearlinaFAN: Can the pokégirls meet Emu Otori please?

Flittle: Sure

Meanwhile in the Project Sekai world...

Emu: *Clicks play on a new Untitled song*

Back in the Flittleverse...

Emu: *Appears* WONDERHOY!!! ☆

Emu: Hello! I'm Emu Otori! Emu is meaning smile!!! 😁

Most Pokégirls: H-hello Emu...

Dawn: Girls, there's no need to worry! Also I think we'll be great friends!

Emu: YAYYYYYYYY!!!

Flittle: Wow this was quite a long chapter, thank you everyone for contributing! (Not the longest ever but better than last week)

Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today

Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!