Flittle: Hello everyone!

Pokégirls: Hello Flittle!

Flittle: No girls, I was addressing the audience

Lillie: Audience?

Fourth wall: *Breaks*

Flittle: Not this again... 😒

Flittle: CATERPIE!!!

Caterpie: *Arrives but has scratches all over*

Flittle: Oh no, what happened?

Caterpie: Cater cat-er pie! 😭

Flittle: I'm so sorry you had to go through that 😟

Dawn: What happened?

Flittle: Caterpie accidentally stumbled into the Hazbin Hotel (aka. Hellaverse) universe while trying to find more supplies to fix the last breakage of the fourth wall with the Cynthia simps, and Valentino did some bad stuff to it...

Pokégirls: HUH?!

Flittle: I know. Well, I'm sure no one will break through today anyway, so you can just take a break to recover

Caterpie: Cater pie! 🥹

Caterpie: *Scuttles away*

Flittle: Anyway, let's move on to the dares!

Serena: There better not be any more dares that involve me. My hair still hasn't returned back to normal yet...

Serena: I hate green hair!!! 😫

Iris: I don't want any for me either!

Flittle: Well, sorry about that, Serena, but you do have a dare today!

Serena: Fine... what do I have to do tod- *hears the door knocking*

Prince_of_Simps and Chocopede: NEW FRIEND?! 🤩

Flittle: *Opens the door to reveal Dragonite*

Dragonite: Drago! *hands over the box*

Flittle: Thank you, Dragonite. I'm surprised you don't ever get tired of this! *Places box inside and hands over 100 pokécoins*

Dragonite: Drago-go *shrugs its shoulders, takes money, and then flies away*

Flittle: Anyway, meet our new co-host, gamerlillian13!

gamerlillian13: Hi everyone!

Pokégirls: Hello

Mallow: Why does your name not start with a capital letter?

gamerlillian13: Idk

Flittle: Anyway, you can now explain your dare!

gamerlillian13: For Serena's dare, she has to kiss Ash!

Serena: YESSSSS IT'S FINALLY TIME!!! 😍

Iris: You're so obsessed over that little kid! 🤣

Dawn: lol 😂

Serena: Shut up, you two! 😡

Serena: Anyway, I'm ready!

Flittle: Okay then *snaps fingers and Ash drops from the sky*

Serena: I NEED TO CATCH HIM!!! *tries to run over but accidentally trips over Caterpie*

Caterpie: Cater-cater! 😭

Misty: Don't worry, Ash, simp, I caught him! *carrying Ash in her arms*

Serena: 😠

Prince_of_Simps: 💭I wish Misty could have caught me instead...💭 😟

Flittle: Simp 😏

Prince_of_Simps: You can read minds?! 😨

Flittle: Yes 😄

Prince_of_Simps: Oh shoot- *tries to remove thoughts of Amity*

Ash: Hello everyone!

Pokégirls: Hi Ash!!!

Prince_of_Simps, Chocopede and gamerlillian13: 💭They didn't give us an enthusiastic hello!💭 😠

Ash: So why am I here?

gamerlillian13: I have dared you to kiss Serena

Ash: Oh... sure...

Serena: GET OVER HERE AND KISS ME!!! 😍

Upcoming co-host waiting in a box at Pokézon headquarters: Geeze, she sounds like Admire To Kill Serena!

Serena: *Kisses Ash on the lips*

Flittle: How do you feel, Serena?

Serena: AMAZINGHUFTZTUFUOFUODY8SY8DY

Flittle: Uh-huh...

Flittle: What about you, Ash?

Ash: I... I didn't like it...

Serena: WHAT?!

Flittle: Fair enough

Ash: Could you please send me back to the distortion world now?

Flittle: Sorry, but there is one more dare that involves you for today

Ash: What is it?

Flittle It is- *door bell rings*

Dot: That bell is driving me INSANE!!! 😡

Liko: Same!!! 😢

Flittle: *Opens the door to obviously reveal Dragonite*

Dragonite: Dragoooooo... *exhausted panting*

Flittle: I'm tired of this too. Dragonite *places box inside and pays 200 pokécoins*

Flittle: You can go and buy some Pinap juice with that!

Dragonite: Drago drago! *Flies off*

Flittle: Anyway, meet another new co-host, Itx-loz-reads!

Itx-loz-reads: Hello everyone!

Pokégirls + Ash: Hello

Flittle: You can tell Ash what he has to do, I'll go and sit down *sits down on a comfy chair that magically appeared*

Itx-loz-reads: Wait Flittle, we need Goh!

Most pokégirls: Goh???

Chloe: GOH?! 😒

Ash: GOH!!! 🤩

Flittle: Oh right! *snaps fingers, and Goh drops from the sky*

Dot: Every time this happens, it feels like at the start of a Fortnite game when they get off the battle bus and then fall from the sky

Iris: Nerd!!! 🤓

Liko: Yes, she is a nerd, just like me! *cuddles Dot*

May and Dawn: Ship!

Goh: Owww... *lands on his face*

Ash: Goh, I'm so sorry I didn't catch you. Are you okay? *picks him up*

Goh: Oh d-don't worry Ash, it's fine!

Firstfriendshipping: *Blushing intensifies*

Moonlightblossomshipping: Ship!!!

Itx-loz-reads: It was a part of the dare that they would need to be #1 Firstfriendshippers, but I guess it just happened naturally, lol

Flittle: Ash and Goh, what do you think of your relationship?

Goh: It's nice! 😊

Ash: I love you! 💙

Goh: I love you too! ❤️

Moonlightblossomshipping: Awwwww!!!

Serena: WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!

Flittle: Sorry Serena, today is just not an Amourshipping day (but you can make it that by sending a truth or dare;)

Serena: 😭

Itx-loz-reads: Let's move on to the next dare!

Flittle: *teleports herself, Itx-loz-reads, Ash, and Liko into a room*

Ash and Liko: What's going on?

Flittle: Oh wait, I forgot a few!

Flittle: *Teleports Delia and Red into the room*

Ash: Mom, what's going on?

Delia: Well Ash, I have something to tell you

Flittle and Itx-loz-reads: *Starts eating popcorn and watch from a distance*

Delia: Ash, meet your long lost little sister Liko and older brother Red!

Liko: He's my lost, lost older brother?!

Red: He's my long-lost younger brother?!

Delia: Yes

Ash: But how? They look nothing like you, and I don't even know what my dad looks like!

Delia: It's... complicated...

Red: Oh well, I will protect these two little beans with my LIFE!!! *Brings Ash and Liko into a hug*

Flittle: Awww, that's sweet! 🥹

Itx-loz-reads: Yeah! 🥹

Flittle: *Sends Delia and Red back to the distortion world*

Ash and Liko: 😭😭

Itx-loz-reads: Why would you do that?!

Flittle: It's the end of the dare. Nothing ever stays canon here

Flittle: *Teleports themself, Itx-loz-reads, Ash, and Liko back to the others*

Serena: What happened in there? And it better not have been seven minutes in heaven!

Ash: Chill Serena, me, and Liko siblings now!

Serena: I'm more worried about you and Flittle!

Flittle: I'm a lesbian...

Serena: Oh sweet! 😁

Serena: 💭I just need to get rid of Goh now...💭

Flittle: Sorry Ash, but you and Liko are no longer siblings

Liko: What? 🥺

Flittle: Nothing ever stays canon in the Pokégirl Truth or Dare!

Lillie: What?

Fourth wall: *Breaks*

Flittle: You're paying this time, Lillie! 🤦🏼‍♀️

Flittle: Also, I need to send Ash and Goh back to the distortion world now!

Most pokégirls and co-hosts: Bye Ash and Goh!

Serena: ...

Flittle: *Sends Ash and Goh back to the distortion world*

Serena: *Screams in the highest pitch in the world that I have had to censor it*

Flittle: Don't scream your head off, Serena. He'll be back! *Foreshadowing appears*

Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading. Please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, and make sure you have drank today

Fourth wall: *Breaks even more*

Flittle: Not my problem!

Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!