Kisses & Misses

Flittle: Hello everyone!

Flittle: By the end of the chapter, I'll finally be on top of the dares which is great because now as soon as you request something with in the two days this chapter gets posted, it will 100% make it into the next chapter

Flittle: *Tapes up Lillie's mouth* I don't have enough money to pay for any more breakages

Lillie: 😒

Mallow and Lana: 😡

Flittle: Who wants to go first?

Prince_of_Simps: Me!!!

Flittle: Okay, go for it!

Prince_of_Simps: My dare is that you have to bring in Brock and we go on shopping trips with the girls!

Flittle: Are you sure you want Brock? I kinda put him in the farthest corner of the distortion world, away from the girls, and he is going to go crazy as soon as he sees the pokégirls!

Prince_of_Simps: I'm sure it's fine!

Flittle: Okay... *snaps fingers, and Brock falls from the sky*

Brock: *Crashes into the floor*

Flittle: Are you okay?

Brock: I wasn't until I met you 😘

Flittle: This is why I didn't want to let him in, please someone take him away from me!!!!

Prince_of_Simps: *Picks up Brock and walks away from Flittle*

Prince_of_Simps: *Puts him on the floor* Let's go shopping!

Brock: But what about the girls?

Prince_of_Simps: They're coming with us!

Brock: Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

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Flittle: How did it go?

Prince_of_Simps and Brock: Great!

Pokégirls: Not too great for us...

Misty: Especially me...

Flittle: Okay, goodbye Brock!!! *sends Brock back to the distortion world*

Prince_of_Simps: NOOOOOOOOOO-

Flittle: Next dare?

Switchy: I actually have the first truth of this book!

Lillie: *mumbles "Book?" but the fourth wall can't hear her*

Flittle: Exciting, go ahead!

Switchy: Serena!

Switchy: Wait, where is Serena?

Flittle: Oh wait, I forgot to bring her back from the dungeon!

Dawn: What about May?

May: I'm right here! I left Serena down in the dungeon, though!

Iris: lol

Flittle: *Teleports Fennekin Serena into the room*

Fennekin Serena: Fe fen fen fenne fen fen (I think I have lost my sanity)

Flittle: Same

Switchy: Serena, why are you so hostile?

Fennekin Serena: Fennekin fen fenne, ekin fenne fen fen! (Flittle wrote me like this, I can't help that!)

Switchy: *Turns to Flittle* And why?

Flittle: I'm very sure that if Serena had met the other pokégirls in the anime, she would get angry if they had known Ash too

Flittle: Also, I headcanon her as very obsessive over Ash!

Switchy: So you basically made her Admire To Kill Serena?

Flittle: Pretty much, but it wasn't intentional

Switchy: Right... 🤨

Switchy: Anyway, onto my dares!

Switchy: Whoever does the best hair cuts, can you please Serena's look how it did before Pokémon Journeys?

Bonnie: Sure!

Bonnie: *Cuts Fennekin Serena's hair*

Switchy: 😍

Fennekin Serena: 😳

Flittle: Poképhile...

Switchy: I WANTED YOU TO CUT HUMAN SERENA'S HAIR!!!

Flittle: WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE DARE FOR THAT AFTER SERENA IS FINISHED BEING A FENNEKIN!!!

Flittle: Next dare?

Switchy: Chocopede has to catch a Venipede

Chocopede: What is a Veni- *Teleported to Lostlorn Forest in Unova via Flittle*

Chocopede: *Looking around worriedly* Where am I???

Venipede: Veni!!!

Chocopede: Is that a Venipede?

Flittle: *Teleports next to her and hands her a poké "ball* Yes, now catch it!

Chocopede: Go pokéball! *Throws pokéball*

Venipede: *Sucked into poké ball*

Pokéball: *wobble, wobble, wobble, ding!*

Flittle: Congratulations, you just caught a Venipede! *Teleports themself and Chocopede back to the others*

Chocopede: Yay!!!

Flittle: Next dare?

Switchy: Dawn and Chloe have to kiss T. Boy on the cheeks!

Dawn: Who?

T. Boy: Me! 😊

Chloe: Bruhhhhhh, I'm a lesbian according to Flittle!!!

Flittle: I'll just have to temporarily change that...

Chloe: *Now bisexual* Okay, let's get this over with 😒

Dawn and Chloe: *Kiss T. Boy on the cheeks*

T. Boy: Thank girls! 🥰

Dawn: No problem!

Chloe: *Reverted back to lesbian* I am never doing that again...

Moonlightblossomshipping: *Kisses*

May and Bonnie: Ship!!!

T. Boy: My truths and dares next!

Flittle: Go ahead!

T. Boy: I have to slap Switchy for some reason

Switchy: WHAT?!

T. Boy: Sorry, not sorry *slaps Switchy*

Switchy: OWWWWWWW!!!

T. Boy: Next, Clone Bonnie three times!

Flittle: On it! *Teleports in a cloning machine*

Misty: Is that the one Mewtwo came from?

Flittle: How do you remember that?!

Misty: Idk

Cloning machine: *Clones Bonnie three times*

All three Bonnies: Hello!

Switchy: Wait, was the shipping list cloned, too?

All three Bonnies: Yep! *All take out their shipping lists*

Switchy: Cool

T. Boy: Clone Dawn six times like I Teen Titans Go!

Flittle: You've watched Teen Titans Go, too?!

T. Boy: Yes!

Flittle: Finally, someone else who doesn't think the show was rubbish!

Cloning Machine: *Clones Dawn six times*

Pink Dawn: Hello, everyone! 😄

Red Dawn: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Starts throwing empty boxes at the co-hosts* 😡

Orange Dawn: *Falls alseep*

Grey Dawn: *Hides in a corner*

Purple Dawn: Get over here, Chlo-Chlo 😘

Chloe: Glady! 😊 *Starts kissing her*

Three Bonnies: *Writing down the most cursed ships*

T. Boy: *Eating popcorn*

Flittle: This is too much chaos!!! *Throws Bonnies and Dawn back into the clone machine*

Dawnnie: Hello!

Pokégirls and co-hosts: 😶

Chloe: 😱

Flittle: I'll fix that later...

T. Boy: Serena, did you know Lillie had a crush on Ash?

Fennekin Serena: Fen fen? (Did she?)

Lillie: Did I?

Fennekin Serena: *Bites on Lillie's leg viciously*

Lillie: SOMEONE HELP!!!

Flittle: Bad Serena! *Throws her out of the window*

T. Boy: Bonn- Dawnnie, what do you think of Max?

Dawnnie: Who is he?

T. Boy: *Facepalms* Last truth from me, Chloe, why are you so stubborn?

Chloe: I'm so used to being surrounded by boys, but now I'm not I'm a lot happier!

Flittle: Is that the last dare as of now?

gamerlillian13: I HAVE ONE!!!

gamerlillian13: But I need Serena ba- *Door knocks*

Flittle: I wonder who that is? *Opens door*

Dragonite: Drago! *hands over box*

Flittle: But I haven't ordered anything

Dragonite: Dragonite! *Flies away*

Flittle: *Opens box and is scratched by Fennekin Serena* OWWWWW!!!

Fennekin: Fefefe (hehehe)

gamerlillian13: Serena has to kiss May!

Fennekin Serena and May: What?! 😳

Flittle: For the purpose of the dare and the fact I don't want to make May a poképhile, Serena will temporarily be reverted back to human form

Serena: *Back in her human body* Finally!!!

Serena: *Charges over to May and kisses her on the lips*

May: Oh, crikey! 😳

Dawnnie: Ship!!!

Flittle: Not for long! *Turns Serena back into a Fennekin*

Fennekin Serena: Fenn fe! (Dang it!)

Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading. Please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, and make sure you have drank today

Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!

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