For The Love Of Pokémon
Flittle: Hello everyone!
Flittle: Sometimes I feel like I made a mistake getting rid of the over five dares requested per chapter... but luckily I have enough today that won't overwhelm me
Flittle: But before we start... *frees Switchy*
Switchy: LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!
Flittle: Do you have any dares for us?
Switchy: No...
T. Boy: I HAVE DARES!!!
Flittle: Alright then
T. Boy: My Quilava has to flirt with my Furret
Flittle: Sure...
Quilava: Qui qui la lava 😘
Furret: Fur furret?! 🥹
Quilava: Quil quil 😁
Furret: 🥰
Everyone else: *Looms over at Flittle for translations*
Flittle: I have no idea what they're saying either!
T. Boy: Chloe's Eevee makes out with Dawn's Piplup
Moonlightblossomshipping: 😨
Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Chloe's Eevee and Dawn's Piplup drop from the sky*
Eevee and Piplup: *Start making out*
Flittle: Yeah... uhh... *Yeets them into the seven minutes in heaven room*
Dreamgirlshipping: OWWWWWW!!!
Flittle: *Walks into the room with am arm over her eyes* What the hell are you doing here?! This place is only supposed to be for dares!
Serena: You honestly don't want to know *Walks out holding Lisia's hand*
Flittle: *Exits room and closes the door behind them* What now?
T. Boy: Liko's Floragato has to kiss Dot's Quaxly
Guruminshipping: ...
Flittle: ...Just a simple kiss?
T. Boy: Yes
Flittle: Alright then! *snaps fingers and Liko's Floragato and Dot's Quaxly drop from the sky*
Floragato: *Lifts up Quaxly and kisses it*
Flittle: 💭Probably would have been cuter if Floragato was still a Sprigatito, but...💭
Flittle: What do we have now?
gamerlillian13: Fondantshipping kiss!
Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Miette drops from the sky*
Serena: What's Fondantship-
Miette: *Kisses Serena*
Serena: 😳
Lisia: 😡 *Throws Miette out of the window*
gamerlillian13: Now all of the co-hosts start a war!
Flittle: Why?
gamerlillian13: Because why not?
Most co-hosts: *Trying to think of something controversial to say*
Cinderace Troy: Cin cinder cinderace-ace! (Well I think Vermilionshipping is a great ship)
Vermilionshipping repel: *Dissapeared*
Co-hosts: *Lock him down in the dungeon*
gamerlillian13: Now let's all go camping!
Everyone: *Goes camping*
Darkrai: *Makes everyone have nightmares*
Everyone: *Goes back home*
gamerlillian13: Now, Iris douses Serena and her Delphox in poisonous water!
Iris: Gladly! *Douses Serena and her Delphox in poisonous water*
Serena and Delphox: *Poisoned*
gamerlillian13: Now, Girlextremityshipping sings The Tortured Poets Department by Taylor Swift
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Doritogod33: I dare Liko to get high
Liko: 😨
Flittle: WHAT THE ACTUAL F-
Doritogod33: Just use a confuse ray on her!
Dot: No way in hell are you doing that to my precious Liko! *Protects her*
Doritogod33: Fine, Misty, how do big pokémon hide in grass? *Shows her pictures*
Misty: I'm anime Misty, not game Misty, HOW DO YOU THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
Doritogod33: Last dare is for May and Iris to have ice cold water spilled on them!
May and Iris: WHAT?!
Poisoned Serena: Sorry May *Spills ice cold water on May and Iris*
May and Iris: 🥶
Doritogod33: Now boiling water!
Poisoned: Sorry May! *Spills boiling water on May and Iris*
Doritogod33: Now put honey and feathers on them!
Poisoned Serena: Sorry May!!! *Spills honey and feather all over them*
Doritogod33: And put them next to a Combee hive!
Poisoned Serena: SORRY MAY-
Flittle: Don't worry Serena, you've done enough for us today *Teleports the two girls outside, next to a Combee hive*
Everyone: *Watches them being stung from the window*
Dreamgirlshipping: *Staring down at Miette's (soon to be rebooted) corpse with different expressions on their faces*
Flittle: So, is that all the dares?
Co-hosts: Yes!
Flittle: Wow, that went around quickly...
Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today
Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!
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