Don't Mess With A Satogou Shipper...
Flittle: Hello everyone!
Flittle: Who's going first?
gamerlillian13: Aren't you going to do an intro?
Flittle: Nah I can't be bothered
bezope1: Me first?
Flittle: What now?!
bezope1: If nothing is canon in this book then why is Satogou canon?
Flittle: Any ship I ship is because Bonnie's ship list is canon although if you request for a ship to be canon that will only be temporary
bezope1: Now then, I'm very sorry Switchy but stay the hell away from Serena!!!
Switchy: *Hisses in multishipper*
bezope1: Goh is eaten by Giratina
Flittle: Goh related truths and dares are currently unavailable as he is still in the Hazbin Hotel universe
bezope1: Dang it!
Flittle: Before we continue, I just want to quickly expose you on this:
Flittle: If you continue to use language like this you will be banned from making requests
bezope1: Anyway, Serena's lovers get sent to the Hazbin Hotel universe
Flittle: Yeahhhhh no
bezope1: WHAT?!
Flittle: I do have the right to refuse requests and I especially have that right after what you said
bezope: Ash-
Flittle: MOVING ON!
Flittle: Who is next?
Itx-loz-reads: Serena is good for ten or more chapters
Flittle: I'm sorry but I'm incapable of doing that, could we just do two instead?
Itx-loz-reads: Yeah sure!
Flittle: *Makes Serena good* That means Amourshipping dares are temporarily banned since Amour brings out the worst side of Serena
bezope1: 😭
Serena: Yay! *kisses Lisia, May and Switchy*
Lisia, May and Switchy: 💭I'm so glad Flittle didn't send us to the Hazbin Hotel universe* ☺️
Itx-loz-reads: Now everyone has to draw someone else in the room
Flittle: *Draws Serena*
Serena: Thank you!
Flittle: No problem!
Itx-loz-reads: I told you to draw her badly
Serena: Wait what? 😟
Flittle Fine 😒
Flittle: 👱🏻♀️
Serena: 😭
Doritogod33: I dare everyone to sing I Want It That Way
Flittle: I hate that song but fine
Everyone: *Sings I Want It That Way*
Nemona: *Suddenly drops from the sky*
Flittle: Hello, what are you doing here?
Doritogod33: Nemona, I know a very strong trainer who wants a battle *Points up at Mt. Silver*
Nemona: On it!
Nemona: *Battles Red*
Red: *Wins*
Flittle: Well that was- *doorbell rings*
Co-hosts: New co-host?
Flittle: Yeah I guess so!
Flittle: *Opens the door and takes the box from Dragonite*
Flittle: *Opens box*
Flittle: Everyone, meet Kru537719
Kru537719: Hello!
Everyone: Hi
Flittle: So what dares do you have for us?
Kru537719: I have two lesbian eeveelutions with me
Leafeon: My name is Camilla!
Sylveon: And my name is star!
Flittle: Forestnymphshipping? Nice!
Kru537719: Bonnie has to come up with a name for them!
Flittle: Too late, I'm just going by the official ship name for Sylveon and Leafeon
Kru537719: Anyways, I like Amourshipping and Pearlshipping!
Flittle: I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with that knowledge but sure
Troy: *Recruits Kru537719 as the new member of the Amourshipping trio*
Satogou trio: 😒😒😒
Kru537719: Change the book title to Pokégirl and Pokéboy Truth or Dare
Flittle: Sorry but no thanks, I'm trying to make this unique from other Pokémon Truth or Dares and I might as well call this book that instead, I never said I needed suggestions on the book title and it would then exclude non binary and people of other genders
Kru537719: But there aren't any non binary-
Flittle: I have headcanons okay?!
Flittle: Also me and a few other co-hosts don't identify as male or female so yeahhhh no
Kru537719: Alright then, make Fourthwheelshipping canon
Flittle: I feel extremely uncomfortable shipping characters undet the age of 10
Bonnie: Besides, as much as I love shipping my friends, that doesn't necessarily mean I want to be shipped myself
Kru537719: Nevermind, Sailor Mars and Sailor Venus kiss
Flittle: You do know I don't watch Sailor Moon right and this book is for Pokémon characters right?
Kru537719: Yes
Flittle: Okay, but only because I started shipping them after finding really cute fanart of them
Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Sailor Mars, Sailor Venus drop from the sky*
Reinako: *Kiss*
Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today
Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!
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