Craziness with Co-hosts
Flittle: Hello everyone!
Flittle: I have a lot of dares today, so be prepared for a much longer chapter today!
Flittle: And before you say anything, Lillie, yes, I did just break the fourth wall like three times in two sentences!
Flittle: Oh, also you're paying!
Lillie: But-
Flittle: CATERPIE!!!
Caterpie: Cater?
Flittle: Yes, Lillie is paying as she caused the damage!
Lillie: What?
Caterpie: Cater cater caterpie!
Lillie: *In a whisper* What did it say?
Flittle: First of all, Caterpie goes by he/him pronouns
Flittle: Second, he is asking you for 400 pokécoins
Lillie: HOW?!
Flittle: The fourth wall broke... four times
Lillie: Girlfriends!!!
Mallow and Lana: Yes, my love?
Lillie: Could you help me pay please, I don't have enough money...
Mallow and Lana: Sure! *Hands over 100 pokécoins each*
Lillie: Thanks! *hands over 400 pokécoins to Caterpie*
May and Dawn: Ship!!!
Flittle: Okay, we can start with the- *door knocks*
Flittle: *Opens the door* Hello Dragonite!
Dragonite: Drago!
Flittle: Oh wow, two boxes?! *Hands over 200 pokécoins*
Dragonite: Drago drago dragonite!
Flittle: That's understandable. It must be so exhausting for you to constantly fly over here!
Dragonite: Dragonite! *flies away*
Flittle: AMISEXUAL!!!
Prince_of_Simps: Yes?
Flittle: Could you carry the boxes for me, I don't have the physical strength to carry both of these!
Prince_of_Simps: Do I have to?
Flittle: Just imagine that one of the boxes contains Amity, and the other contains Misty
Prince_of_Simps: Okay then! *Picks up both of the boxes and carries them over to the others*
Flittle: *Opens one of the boxes* Anyway, meet Switchy, our new co-host!
Switchy: Hello everyone!
Pokégirls: Hi
Flittle: I know you have been waiting for three days now, so you may now say your dares!
Switchy: My first dare is that Serena has to turn into a Fennekin for 3-6 chapters depending on a wheel spinn!
Serena: WHAT?!
Flittle: The wheel picked 4!!!
Serena: Well, I guess that isn't too bad. It's definitely better than 6
Flittle: Any last words before the only thing you say is "Fennekin" for four chapters?
Serena: Hmmmm...
Serena: AMOURSHIPPING FOR LIFE!!!
Flittle: *Turns Serena into a Fennekin* Just a quick little thing to add, you can not dare to end the dare quicker!
Fennekin Serena: Fenn fe! (Dang it!)
Iris: lol
Fennekin Serena: *Uses Flamethrower on Iris's hair*
Iris: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Fennekin Serena: Fen (lol)
Flittle: Next dare, please!
Switchy: Everyone has to play Smash Bros Ultimate!
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Flittle: Just a reminder that if you have already made a truth or dares you can still make more! This book is in the palm of your hand like Goh's dream, so make the most of it!
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Dot: I WON!!!
Liko: Well done, Dot!
Flittle: Next dare!
Switchy: Bring in Ash and Ashley!
Flittle: They're the same person, I can't bring in both!
Switchy: Are you going against my dare?
Flittle: No! I'll try and make it work, I promise!
Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Ash drops from the sky*
Ash: I hate this...
Flittle: You'll hate it more in a minute... *Foreshadowing appears*
Flittle: So what do you want me to do with him now?
Switchy: Idk, you can bring in Ashley now
Flittle: Sure!
Flittle: MALLOW!!!
Mallow: Yes?
Flittle: Could you turn Ash into Ashley, please?
Mallow: My pleasure! 😁
Ash: Pleaseeeeee don't do this to me, Flittle! 🙏
Mallow What's wrong, Ash? You loooooooved it last time I made you Ashley!
Mallow: Anyway, let's go! *Drags whining Ash away*
Switchy: What should we do while we're waiting?
Flittle: We could open up the next box and meet the other new-
Mallow: We're done!!!
Flittle and Switchy: That was quick!
Ashley: Hello...
Most Pokégirls: 😳
Fennekin Serena: FENNEKIN!!! (ASHLEY!!!) 😍
Ashley: Oh shoot, I am outta here!!!
Flittle: You don't have any more dares today, so you can return to the distortion world, for now... *Foreshadowing appears*
Ashley: I am free! *Fades out of existence and into the distortion world*
Flittle: Now then, let's meet the other new co-host!
Liko: Unboxing video!!!
Flittle: Great idea, Liko! Dot, film me!
Dot: You got it!
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Flittle: Hello and welcome to Unboxing with Flittle!
Flittle: Today, we are unboxing this mystery box sent from Pokézon and we'll see which new co-host we'll get!
Flittle: Hopefully, not another Amisexual. We have enough of those here...
Prince_of_Simps: HEY!!! 😠
Flittle: I'M ADMITTING I AM ONE TOO!!!
Flittle: Anyway, let's start!
Flittle: *Starts singing the original Pokémon theme song while ripping the box open*
Flittle: 💭Hopefully, I don't get sued...💭
Flittle: And our new co-host is... T. Boy!!!
Ending video...
T. Boy: Hey Dawn and Chloe! 😘
Dawn and Chloe: What?
Flittle: Trioshipping is only canon if someone dares for it. Otherwise, these girls do not like you here
T. Boy: Damn 😞
T. Boy: 💭Please, someone dare for Trioshipping to be canon!!!💭
Flittle: Anyway, let's move on to the dares!
T. Boy: Mallow has to touch a fire type pokémon
Flittle: Well, luckily, we have one right here! *Picks up Fennekin Serena*
Fennekin Serena: 💭Yes, I can now avenge Ash and Ashley!💭 😈
Mallow: Fine... 😒
Mallow: *Touches Fennekin Serena* Actually, this isn't that bad!
Fennekin Serena: *Bites Mallow on her finger*
Mallow: OWWWWWWWW!!!
Fennekin Serena: Fen (lol)
T. Boy: Bonnie has to give Chloe a makeover!
Chloe: Where is Bonnie anyway?
Flittle: Oh wait, I forgot to get her out of the distortion world after she that ice cream situation
Prince_of_Simps: Sorry about that 😞
Flittle: It's fine, no need to worry!
Dawn: That's my line! 😡
Flittle: Anyway... *Snaps fingers, and Bonnie drops from the sky*
Dot: *Fortnite flashbacks*
May: Bonnie, are you okay?
Bonnie: I have seen the endless void that is Flittle's screenshot folder, which contains 65464 images...
Flittle: ...
Pokégirls and Co-hosts: 😶
Prince_of_Simps: I bet most of them are of Amity!
Flittle: Probably...
Flittle: Anyway, let's start the dare *untraumatises Bonnie*
Bonnie: *Cuts Chloe's hair to look like Serena's... or before she turned into a Fennekin*
Chloe: I hate it!!! 😒
Dawn: I love it!!! 😍
Flittle: *Turns Chloe's hair back to normal*
T. Boy: Final dare of mine for now-
Flittle: *Dressed up as a witch and finishes feeding a poisoned apple to Lillie* Too soon?
T. Boy: Too soon
Flittle: Sorry, at least she is completing the dare though, look! *Points down at Lillie*
Lillie: *Snoring really loudly*
Everyone: *Covering their ears because the noise is too annoying*
Flittle: *In a whisper* Anyway, thanks for reading. Please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, and make sure you have drank today
Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!
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