Flittle: Hello...

Flittle: My last day of being my current age was an absolute disaster and I just feel really upset and embarrassed at the moment...

Flittle: Also I have an announcement after so yeah, let's just get into it

Prince_of_Simps: Brock comes back with some sweets

Brock: *Appears and gives sweets to the pokégirls and Flittle*

Pokégirls: Thank you!

Flittle: Thanks...

Prince_of_Simps: Meowth roasts Gary for one whole chapter at any moment

Meowth: *Roasts Gary*

Prince_of_Simps: *Whispers to Dot* Give this to Fay

Dot: *Gives Flittle the best judge award*

Flittle: Thank you

gamerlillian13: I can't think of anything but maybe every ship ,apart from Amourshipping, becomes canon for a chapter

Flittle: You mean one big polycule that includes weird age gaps?

Solar_Supports: *Guves everyone a weapon* Battle royal

Dot: 🤩

Everyone: *Battle royals*

Dot: *Wins and starts doing the default dance* We got the number one victory royal-

Solar_Supports: Gary, apologise to the chosen one!

Gary: I'm sorry

Moon: Lame apology

Ash: It's fine, I forgive you-

Moon: He shouldn't be forgiven...

Solar_Supports: Let's go on a trip to Japan!

Everyone: *Goes to Japan*

Switchy: Everyone meets Bella the Wolf

Flittle: I'm really worried I'm going to get into trouble so we're just going to skip this dare, sorry

Switchy: Co-hosts, Lord author, why am I the punching bag?

Flittle: I don't know, it's just everyone seems to hate you for some reason (probably because you're the most active Amourshipper in a group of Satogou shippers and you have a bit of a controversial past from the start of this book) and make dares about you and I can't really do much about it, I don't really get a choice in what happens here

Switchy: *Draws a mustache on Flittle* Are you angry?

Flittle: No, I can't feel anything at the moment...

Switchy: We finish the Celebi vs Switchy fight in Troy's book

Flittle: Okay, I wouldn't really consider it a fight though, also none of that was even my fault and this was months ago

Switchy: You have to read my Petilil book

Flittle: From what the description says, it's just Troy's PMD book but from your perspective, what's the point in reading it if I've already read the original?

Flittle: Also, I have a question for you Switchy. Since Petilil is an only female pokémon, would that make you trans in the book since you're male?

Switchy: Get an Audino in here

Flittle: *Brings in an Audino and hugs it*

Switchy: *Hands Flittle a California Reaper* Eat it

Flittle: I know what you're trying to do and unfortunately I'm too depressed to do it at the moment, maybe another time...

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Flittle: Anyway, let's get onto that announcement I was talking about earlier

Flittle: I was supposed to announce this in last week's chapter but I forgot

Flittle: Anyway, I'm going to stop updating this every week

Flittle: It just gets tiring and also I want to write new things too but I can't because of this book making an indefinite slot in my writing schedule

Flittle: At first I was trying to update this all the time to keep people engaged but, I think I've built enough of a strong group of co-hosts that I shouldn't need to worry about that anymore

Flittle: I will now be updating this every other week for now on rather than every week... or maybe not even that...

Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today

Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe...