Me: Wow, I'm bad at keeping promises, I started this story at 3:17 am on the same day as the other chapters were published. I suck at this, but whatever. On with the show.

(Me)owscarada: Hey Bonnie! Get in here!

Bonnie: *scurries in* Yes?

Me: You have Max's phone number, right?

Bonnie: *gets phone and scrolls through* Aaaaaand yup I do!

Me: Ok, tell him to get a hold of Ash and invite all his boyfriends over.

Bonnie: *confused* You never told me he was polygots!

Me: *puts paw on her shoulder* First off, it's Polyamorous. Second off, no, that's not what I meant. What I meant by "boyfriends" was all of his closest friends who were boys. He still has only one boyfriend.

Bonnie: Oh, that's a relief. For a second I thought he broke up with - 

Me: Anyway! Did you do it?

Bonnie: *taks on phone* I did now!

Me: Perfect. Let's do this.

ONE HOUR LATER

Every boy: *falls in and crashes in the living room in front of the girls*

Bonnie: Oh, hi Max!

Max: *groans and lifts up head, immediately blushes* My princess!

Cilan: *gets up and looks at kitchen* Well, that's a good kitchen right there. Iiiiiiiiit's Evalua - *interrupted by Iris slapping him* Ow! What the heck was that for?

Iris: Didn't I tell you to shut up about that?

Serena: *rushes toward Clemont, but at first it looks like she's helping Ash* Oh my gosh, are you OK?! How in the world did you get here?

Clemont: *gets up while blushing* I'm fine, Serena! You can stop worrying.

Ash: *struggling to get up* Oh my gosh . . . *bends back* OW - 

Goh: *is already up* Baby, are you good? *helps Ash, then examines* You need medicine, probably a cast.

Ash: When did you become my doctor?

Goh: Since forever. Now come on. *shoos the Alolan girls' off the couch, lays Ash there*

Paul: *stands up* Hmph.

Gary: Hey dude! *slaps Paul on the back* Long time no see, eh?

Horace: Goh! You need assistance? I've still got Gardevoir!

Goh: Yeah, get o'er here!

Brock: *gets up and sees me* OH! *kneels down* Hello there, fair maiden. My name is Brock, a Rock-type master. Your beauty has - OW!

Max: *is holding Brock by the ear* Sorry, grass cat. He does that on occasion.

Me: It's Meowscarada, and it's cool.

Tracey: *calmly doodling in the corner with Daisy*

Kiawe/Sophocles: Hey girls!

Lillie/Lana/Mallow: Hey dudes!

Roy: Liko, Dot! Nice to see you again!

Dot: *fury blushing* Ah, nice to see you as well.

Liko: Handshake, Roy!

Roy: Alright! *starts doing a bunch of complicated handshakes w/Liko*

Drew: Ah, this place again.

Me: Since when were you - 

Drew: I've visited this place numerous times, some just to hang out, some to battle with May, some to battle without May - 

Me: Ok Luvselia, calm down. May's over there.

Drew: *calmly tosses rose to May*

May: *calmly catches it, but her face is now slightly pink*

Trip: Hello - 

Me: You weren't meant to be here. AZU!

IRL me: Alright! *Mega Houndoom appears and disintegrates Trip*

Iris: Oh thank goodness. He was already on my bad side.

(Me)owscarada: *looks up from list* And that should be everyone! Bonnie, pull out the list of possibly canonical ships! And a few canon ones!

Bonnie: Alright! *pulls out small notebook and begins reading ships out loud*

Ash x Goh!

Chloe x Dawn!

Chloe x Serena!

Dawn x Paul!

Serena x Clemont!

And though they're not here right now, Cynthia x Steven!

Sudden interruption!

Bede: Hey everyone. Did Hop and I miss anything?

Hop: Hello!

(Me)owscarada: No. But come to think of it, Bonnie, what was the next ship you wrote down?

Bonnie: It's Bede x Hop, Hop x Marnie, and Marnie x Bede! Oh, and Marnie x Bede x Hop!

Bede: *lets out Hatterene* Destroy her. *points to Bonnie*

IRL me: And here's where the cliffhanger is! I know, I know. I'm so sorry, I'm just impatient and want to get this part published as fast as I can.
Plus, this gives you motivation to keep reading (or so I'd hope), so it's win-win.
Alright guys, have a great day, and see you in the next chapter!