first off Luis120303 i'm a busy guy, i have other stories that people actually like, so shut up and enjoy this part. people have stuff to do you know.

You, Ivy, and Harley had just arrived at Ivy's Place, you sit down on her couch and turn on the tv

Man: reports of the joker have been sitied-

Y/n: boring

you change the channel and see this

https://youtu.be/NXJMWwSICHg

Y/n: *laughs* stupid bitch

Harley: Come on lazy ass get up, joker is still out there!

Ivy: HEY! he's not a lazy ass, he's my lazy ass and i'll tell him what to do

Y/n: Sorry toots no chance in hell

you kept flipping through channels until Ivy grabs the remote out of your hand and turns the tv off

Y/n: HEY!

Ivy: Y/n, this is my house and you'll play by my rules, and i think t-

Y/n: It doesn't matter what you think!

Ivy: i was thinking maybe me and you could have some alone time

Y/n: It does matter what you think!

you pick ivy up and carry her to her room

Harley: HEY JOKER IS STILL OUT THERE!

Y/n: WELL GO FIND HIM THEN! IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND.