You had just escaped Arkham and need to find your girlfriend, Poison Ivy, you had been arrested after murdering Killer Croc who thought you were food, you are like Reptile from Mortal Kombat, you have the eyes of a snake (but not blind), the two fangs of a snake and you still has human teeth, and the agility of a snake and the intelligence of a snake

anyway you make it to Ivy location at a diner

Ivy: Y/n?

Y/n: Hello My Love

you quickly start making out with her as Harley just looks on then out of nowhere you see the Joker with a gun

The Joker: *Laughs* Hello Bitches

he has a gun aimed at Harley

The Joker: Harley...You are nothing without me and you know it

Joker aims the gun at Harley then Ivy gets infront of her

Joker: uh Ivy if you could move over to the left to your boyfriend so i can kill her that'd great

Ivy: of course...Over My Dead Body!

Joker: ugh girl friendships

you take the gun away from Joker and spit acid in his face

Joker: AHHHHH My eyes

you grab Ivy and Harley and jump out a window, and land in a dumpster

Ivy: What the hell Y/n!

Y/n: What! He would've killed you both

Ivy: you do realise that i have mother nature to help me

Y/n: Still tho, i don't want you to get killed

Ivy kisses you as Harley rolls her eyes

Harley: We have to go NOW!

you and ivy follow Harley and end up back at Ivy's place