Prompt: Something silly, must rhyme and be more than eight lines - any style

Little piggy went to market - became a sausage string

Blackbirds in a pie - could no longer sing

Miss Muffet had to tough it - spider was black widow

Jack not nimble enough, or quick - must have hurt, kiddo

Mary had a little lamb - enjoyed the mint sauce

Bo Peep sold her sheep to Mary - prevented financial loss

Georgie Porgie made them cry - charged with abuse

Old woman who lived in shoe - had to set the children loose

Peter Piper picked a pickle - sent to jail for theft

Baby Bunting abandoned - father just up and left

Ding, dong, dell - attempted drowning of pussy in well

Eenie, Meeny, Miney, Mo - impossible to tell

Skinny wife reported missing - Jack Sprat could eat no fat

Peter Peter pumkin eater - suspected after that

Case not closed in Humpty's fall

Jack Horner got away with it all