On the first day of Christmas my girlfriend sent to me

a lengthy Christmas list

On the second day of Christmas my girlfriend sent to me

a list of all the sizes

and a lengthy Christmas list

On the third day of Christmas my girlfriend sent to me

all her favourite colours

a list of all the sizes

and a lengthy Christmas list

On the fourth day of Christmas my girlfriend sent to me

her most desired brands

all her favourite colours

a list of all the sizes

and a lengthy Christmas list

On the fifth day of Christmas my girlfriend sent to me

preferred up market stores

her most desired brands

all her favourite colours

a list of all the sizes

and a lengthy Christmas list

On the sixth day of Christmas my girlfriend sent to me

a limited range of prices

preferred up market stores

her most desired brands

all her favourite colours

a list of all the sizes

and a lengthy Christmas list

On the seventh day of Christmas I responded to her missive

presents aren't important

and sent back a letter of my own

On the eighth day of Christmas I responded to her missive

it's a time for love and sharing

presents aren't important

and sent back a letter of my own

On the ninth day of Christmas I responded to her missive

think of those with nothing

it's a time for love and sharing

presents aren't important

and sent back a letter of my own

On the tenth day of Christmas I responded to her missive

it's better to give than get

think of those with nothing

it's a time for love and sharing

presents aren't important

and sent back a letter of my own

On the eleventh day of Christmas I responded to her missive

observe the reason for this day

it's better to give than get

think of those with nothing

it's a time for love and sharing

presents aren't important

and sent back a letter of my own

On the twelfth day of Christmas I responded to her missive

observe the reason for this day . . .

and have a very, very MERRY CHRISTMAS!