I hoped on my horse Friday and went ridin' for the night

but then some wild tigers chased me 'till my house was out of sight.

I rode into the wild mountains and the tigers ran of fright

'cause a giant dinosaur was there 'bout to eat me alive.

Friday tripped 'em and I killed 'em with my super-sharp knife.

And then some monkeys kidnapped me and were plannin' some mighty fine strife

but when they weren't lookin' the chance I took it and started to run towards a brook

But then there was a million ravenous sharks 'bout everywhere looked.

But then I grew wings and did one hundred battle things and then the sharks were shook.

And after that I said "Well none of that!" And to my house I booked

But then a giant dragon took me and to sky we flied

And I couldn't escape this horrible fate no matter how hard I tried.

The dragon took me and then he was about to eat me alive

And into his mouth, things only went south

and you'll never guess what I did next...

I DIED!