Ninja Love

They are waking up and wondering

Exactly what it is they've done,

Scratching heads and growling low

Because a Ninja's shown them love.

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In the wrong discussion rooms.

Sifting through discussions,

Roaming countless random threads,

Calling on some Ninja friends

To stop vote trading dead.