There was once an acorn in a tree...

One Day it fell down, and hit a bee.

The Bee fell down and stung a pig,

The pig got up and danced a jig.

The pig soon struck a big, fat cow

Who struck the bride who was saying the vow

The bride fell into the wedding cake

That flew into the man with the garden rake.

The rake came down and hit the bridegroom's hat,

While the bridegroom fell down and squashed a cat.

The cat then screamed to the mountains high,

Which made an avalanche of snow go by.

And what was the reason for this catastrophe?

A tiny acorn that fell from a tree.

The End.