I love Buzzfeed,

And taking all their quizzes

Like "Which possible illuminati member are you?"

I love Buzzfeed,

And their informative article

Like "Leonardo DiCaprio Might be a Human Puppy."

I love Buzzfeed,

And their relatable videos that are impossible to avoid.

I love Buzzfeed,

And the fact that you can binge watch 20 videos

and not know how you got there.

I love Buzzfeed,

And the videos I know nothing about that I still end up watching,

Like "Awkward moments only Asians understand,"

And "Problems only people with long hair will understand."

I love Buzzfeed,

And all your classic videos

Like "Guys recreate Kim Kardashian's Butt photos"

And "30-Minute puppy massage."

I love Buzzfeed,

And The fact they actually made a 30 minute video of

someone massaging a puppy.

You know what...

I hate buzzfeed.

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Ohh "12 things short haired girls know to be true"

I'm a short haired girl.