( Twisted Byrds special
featuring Sparrow)

(They know who they are)

Whose cheeseburger is this? I do not know,
It must be the person's behind me though!
I thought I ordered a Mchicken!
I'm allegic to dairy! Oh no!

My poor stomach must think it queer,
That my Coca Cola turned out clear!
And whatever happened to my fries?
I say to myself as I shed a tear.

That high-school drop out messed up my food!
Were you even paying attention dude?
I thought you'd like my generous tip!
I never thought you'd be that rude.

Alas my stomach begins to groan,
I have a manager to phone.
Leave a message at the tone,
Leave a message at the tone.