The cleaner is a Nightmare, for he doesn't really clean!

Although he's paid to DO it. Isn't that mean?

He empties all the rubbish bins and has a little natter,

But dusting NEVER happens, but hey, does it really matter?

The kitchen is quite FILTHY, it could win a prize!

It even would be dirty through a baby's eyes.

There's coffee on the fridge top and sugar on the floor,

We can hardly bear to look upon it, any more.

Salmonella breeding nicely, dirty dishes in the sink.

'Cleanliness is next to Godliness' is that what you think?

The only trouble is the cleaner is SO very nice,

Though we may ask him once, (to clean) we wouldn't ask him twice.

So the best thing is to close our eyes and try hard to forget,

'Cleanliness is next to Godliness', but we haven't forgotten yet!

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This is a true life experience folks!  Hard to believe isn't it?  And

he used to leave a bucket of vile, dirty water in a bucket on the

stairs with the mop still stuck in it, for weeks on end!  And nobody

said a word!