I have a little underling, her name is Sammy Brice.                                                                                               I make her work extremely hard and she's really rather nice.

I got wound up the other day and she left my room in tears.                                                                             Now she'll hate me forever, that's the worst of all my fears.

I really rather fancy her, I'd like to take her out.
But I'll only have the courage to ask, when no one is about.
She's coming with my coffee now, or perhaps it is my tea.
She's quite forgetful Sammy, but she's very good to me.

I know she isn't married, she doesn't wear a ring and
unfortunately, she's very deaf in one ear and cannot hear a thing.
So if I'm talking loudly, please will you give a hand
and help me speak to Sammy to make her understand?

Eventually, I ask her out and Sammy, surprise, surprise!
Says "Oh Pete, I knew you liked me I saw it in your eyes!"
"Oh, Pete, I thought you'd never ask" Sammy softly speaks,
and then I take her in my arms and kiss her on both cheeks.

That was all six months ago and now we're getting wed.
And I'm excited by the prospect of taking her to bed!
And by the way...so is she!

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