You are a nightmare as a boss, you really are a s.o.b.
Now you're working with me, I really HATE my job.
You are such a rude man, your heart it is a stone.
Please, please stop tormenting me and leave me well alone!

Disorganised and unprepared, you bluster your way through.
You're unprofessional and unfeeling in everything you do.
The desk you THINK you work at is a disgusting, messy sight.
I fantasise of matches and setting it alight.

You're always late for meetings and sometimes, quite forget.
I wonder why clients don't give you the boot, but it hasn't happened yet.
You keep on losing files and then blame it all on me.
Sometimes I'm tempted to pick up your cup and cover your head with the tea!

A new colleague was treated so badly by you, with contempt and such disdain,
that he left at the end of his very first week, not wishing to remain.
You're hard, unwielding, aggressive and so completely unkind.
When I happen to think about you, horrible words spring into my mind.

So I've handed in my notice, I used to LOVE my job,
but I can work no longer with an insensitive, foul mouthed slob.
I'm happy now I've left your Office, there is order and peace in my life,
but sadly, you come home to me each night because I am.... your wife!

I've finished packing my cases, you can keep the money, the house,
I'm heading for the divorce courts, for you really are a louse.
And when our divorce is over, I can start all over again
Still possessing the credit card you gave me, I've bought a villa in Spain!