I LOVE JAM

I love lamb, ham and spam

But the best of ALL is Jam.

Jam on toast, Jam on bread,

Jam before I go to bed.

Jam for breakfast, Jam for lunch.

Jam at supper or even, brunch.

See my Jam jars, One, Two, Three,

Orange, Blackcurrant, Strawberry.

Plum Jam! How I love the taste.

Not one morsel shall I waste.

I love lamb, ham and spam

But the best of ALL is Jam.

So...if you are thinking of buying me a present,

a jar of very expensive Jam will do just fine!

(50% fruit).

Preferably Plum!

Thank You.