DEDICATED TO WRITINGMYTRUTH

I can't write a book, but I sure can cook.

I cook such tasty dinners.

I assure you and it's all true

every one's a winner.

I can't write a book, but I sure can cook.

Every meal's a winner, and if you don't believe me

I think that you should come one day

And try my Sunday dinner!

My characters do things they should not do!

And say things, far too sharply.

They're touchy, mad and insecure

and Oh they act so badly!

Help me, help me, help me do!

They're stampeding out of my story!

Just like me they are insane,

And yes, of course, it is a shame.

I can't write a book,

but I sure can cook.

(I've had 40 years to practice!)

Coffee cake and coconut and cake flavoured with lemon.

Would you like to try a slice? It tastes just like heaven!

Madeira cake, rock buns, oh so spicy and delectable.

Try my lovely Welsh cheese cakes, they are irresistible!

I can't write a book

BUT I SURE CAN COOK!

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Oh dear, another awful poem, but I couldn't resist it!

It is so hard to write a novel and keep characters and

storyline consistent. I really admire novelists, they

are heroes to me!

But I can cook! Rather well. My grandchildren always

go home to their parents and drive them mad saying

Nanny Pat makes the BEST roast dinners of all!

What an accolade! Ha, ha.

(Actually, I can't cook a soft boiled egg, all attempts

fail miserably!  My daughter laughs at me!)