Don't put me on a pedestal, I really don't like heights.  

Please don't leave me up here, it's giving me the frights.

Don't put me on a pedestal, I'm feeling all alone.

Please don't leave me up here, I've not got my mobile phone.

You're really rather stupid, I told you not to try.
I told you if you trusted me, I'd only always lie.
I said I wasn't perfect and that I would let you down,
But no, you didn't believe me and now I've made you frown.

I've fallen from my pedestal, I'm bleeding on the ground.
It's all your fault I'm down here, looking like a clown.
So I hope you've learnt your lesson, you can't always get it right,
And please don't dream about me every day and every night.

From now on leave me well alone, I'm really quite inept.
Don't put me on a pedestal... unless you bring a step.