I really HAVE to wash my hair,

I'm looking like a fuzzy bear.

I wash my hair in bathroom sink,

it takes much longer than I think.

I towel my hair and blow it dry,

and yes, I do, I really try...

but lo, behold, to no avail...

I NOW look like a curly kale!

(A curly kale is a cabbage I believe – Yes folks, it's that bad!)