I do a Champagne Job, but I earn beer money.

And I don't think that that's at all funny.

My working day is long and hard,

I serve in the shop and I sweep the yard.

I do a Champagne Job, but I earn beer money.

It ain't a bit fair and it ain't a bit funny.

I do a Champagne Job, but I earn beer money.

Long Twelve hour shifts and that ain't funny.

I work in the hospital for the bruised and battered

At the end of the shift I go home shattered.

I do a Champagne Job, but I earn beer money.

It ain't a bit fair and it ain't a bit funny.

I do a Champagne Job, but I earn beer money.

I drive a bus in Bristol and that AIN'T at all funny.

Customers get angry and swear and curse

and some old biddy has lost her purse...

I do a Champagne Job, but I earn beer money.

It really ain't fair and it ain't a bit funny.

I do a mere Beer job, but earn Champagne money.

I own several cars and each day is sunny.

Can afford three houses, New York, Paris, Rome.

I live in a mansion and call it my home.

I do a mere Beer job, but earn Champagne money.

I don't care that it's not fair, but it's terribly funny!