This is not my usual poem. This hasn't got my usual ABAB CDCD EFEF GG rhyme scheme it has an ABCD ABCD ABCD EE one
Enjoy

A: I'm not very aquatinted with love.
B: The only person I love is myself
C: Well that is what I am so often told
D: But I don't actually only love me

A: There is no magical, peacemaking dove
B: There is no happy, dancing, singing elf
C: I am sitting here with my heart stone cold
D: There is no point in love that I can see

A: I can not see any force from above
B: I think God only cares about himself
C: We are cake batter and love is the mould
D: Or love is the sting of a bumble bee

E: There isn't a love that I believe in
E: Or am I just sitting on a sharp pin

"Then must you tell
Of one that loved not wisely but too well."
-William Shakespeare
Ibid 5

This one is shit sorry.