Bit shorter than usual.

A: Ageing is a mandatory
issue
B: Nobody really want to grow older
A: I still remember carrying tissue
B: For when I lost and dumped my young lover

C: let's be honest, we miss fairy tales
D: and we all want to be the Peter Pan
C: so we could avoid all life's horrid fails
D: so we can never be a grown up man

"Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret."
-Benjamin Disraeli, 1st Earl Of Beaconsfield
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