(A/N: Fun little fact about this battle, a while back, the lady and I were watching the Irish mob movie "Black Mass", the story of James "Whitey" Bulger and after I talked about it with my aunt, it turned out that her grandfather was the brother of the guy himself!

I could be related to him, it's so crazy!

Anyway, that's what made me write this rap battle, so enjoy!)

Michael: How can an Irishman go up against a Family
When I have so many loyal people looking to defend me
Jimmy, you should know, I applaud you being a good bossman
But there comes a time where you you're about to take your loss in Boston

Ask Fredo, you don't want to break my heart
I'm the main MC, looking to get the beat to start
You're the Irish Johnny Depp, looking to go to court
While he was brilliant, I don't think you Heard of me

Don't start a war with me, you're not extreme
I'll have my men beat your Irishmen till they don't recognize me
I'm Michael Corleone, the master of manipulation
And the reason why this franchise had made it

Whitey: Pass me the Mike, I'm gonna blast this Corleone
When it's brutality and sadistically insane, you can't own me
The first two were brilliant, yeah, but the third one was a miss
At least Robert was right to turn down a movie that was shit

Don't want to mess with Winter Hill of Boston, see
We'll beat your men up and take out their fucking teeth
Maybe dump their bodies in a house I call home
And show that you're from a book and we're a league of our own

You're overrated, the reason's the mob had a deep hatred
Oops, I'm sorry, that's not allowed to be said or traded?
What's the point of treating your men like jagoffs, eh?
Now I have my men giving your guys a much higher pay

How about you go back to the war, where that's all you're good at?
You wanted to stay out of the family business but you couldn't help it
You should be careful about how you handled things at first
Because Stevie and Howie are gonna put you to work

Michael: Hey Jimmy, you may have been great in your own time
But when you went to jail, you should've thought about how you died
Your mother was always giving you a coddle
But your own son hit someone, and you're a bad role model

Hiding things from your wife and family should just do you in
Because they would've known that you're always full of shit
And seriously, you should've thought of how they handled it well
But, for real, you should've refused the offer your brother made to tell

While you talk about how brutal the Irish are
Stevie and Howie betrayed you and had their lives on
Their way to give the feds information about the Goodfellas
And land them in prison, now that's a way to lie to them

Consider this a bit of a warning
Because these days, no one heard about you anymore than me
I'm a business man, still popular now
Right now, I've got to get to a meeting, ciao!

Whitney: Come on, Fredo betrayed you and almost had your family killed
And speaking of killed, your wife had a baby billed
You wanna talk about my family, so what?
At least I can kill someone that takes less than a month

Can't stop this hill in the winter as you can't get back with Diane
Who's the most brutal bastard in Boston? I am!
All the Irish have their ways of brutal torture
But now, you can't tell me that's not hardcore

I'm now schooling you, like your mum didn't want
Because at the moment, I'm gonna show however cold blooded I want
You must've really wanted to make a comeback so bad
But no one saw Sollozzo coming, except for your dad!

(A/N: Who do you think won this rap battle? Let me know!)

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