Before you could begin reading, I want to explain something to you. This diss was actually for a wrestling fanfic called "Warriors of The Sun" for a new WWE signee named Sarray or Saree from Japan, who was named as one of the best wrestlers in the world, and she brought back the way Strong Style Wrestling, yes that's a wrestling style invented in Japan by wrestling legend Antonio Inoki.

In the story, Eddie Luciano (my OC for the book, who's also a wrestler) was called out by North American Champion Isaiah Scott in NXT by a rap diss, and Eddie had the idea of replying back in a rap diss as well.

I'll be breaking down what Eddie raps in this book to give you an idea of what he's saying.

Here's what I wrote for Eddie and I hope you enjoy it!

One more thing, it'll be a parody of "Rap Devil" because I liked the flow that MGK did with his diss against Em. Don't bite my head off if you see any references from that rap, okay?

Somebody get him some scissors, his freakin' hair's weird
I've been making more money than you've made in NXT a couple years
Your Hit Row song's okay, could've been a bit better
I heard about your liking for the Beatles, it's about to Come Together

• The hair Isaiah has is weird because of those colors don't fit his personality. He almost looks like a ripoff version of 6ix9ine when you think about it.

• While he's being paid handsomely, Eddie been making more money in wrestling everywhere else before he came back to NXT and he still is.

• Eddie's listened to Isaiah's new entrance music and it really wasn't that bad, but it could've been a hit single if he weren't a wrestler.

• Eddie learned outside of rap he likes classic rock, so he thought he might call him out for liking that music too when it looks like he's all about rap music.

Got a guy named Top Dolla, the only thing missing is the $ign
You think I'm a white Puerto Rican, well I'm black, not white
You think I'm not a man? I got bigger balls than you, bitch!
You only needed guys to win matches 'cause you're so full of shit

• His guy named Top Dolla was named that and what Eddie's saying is that he's a Ty Dolla $ign ripoff.

• There's this misconception about all Puerto Ricans being white people, but there are Puerto Rican people of all colors.

• In his diss track against Eddie, he claimed that Luciano wasn't a real man and Sari (or Sarray in WWE; Eddie's girlfriend) didn't deserve to be the love of his life, but what he forgot to mention that the only time Eddie'd cheat on her is never.

• Scott recently hired some guys to make him win matches and that's how he won the NXT North American Championship.

Time to say goodbye to that title, I'm gonna come get it
You're about to find out that an NXT OG is gonna get to gettin
You think I'm a little boy? I'm serious like a late period
I'll put you in the ground and make it all weary and

• The whole point of this part of the first verse was that Eddie coming after his North American Championship and he better be ready for a fight.

Talking about Sari and I bro, let's talk about it
Going after my heritage, let's talk about it
East coast versus west coast, let's talk about it
Your song's got shot dead, let's put chalk around it

Don't get me wrong, you like to play mind games and that's good
But I don't think you ever grow up around my 'hood
It's where gangsters thrive and you never knew any
I've seen people get shot in front of me, you don't know how many

• Scott's been trying to get into Eddie's head with his diss and he was able to, but he just did a bitch move and this is going to be a war.

• Eddie's grown up around street guys that steal stuff from him in the streets of NYC, put their guns to his head, and be was almost killed at one point. What Eddie is saying is that Isaiah probably never knew the lifestyle that Eddie grew up around.

• What Eddie's saying is that while growing up, every fucking day and night, there was a shootout and a firefight. Sometimes there were some guys at his front door who bled to death. It burned into his brain, letting him know that life isn't worth living in.

Firing shots at me is what we call bitch moves
That means anytime you perform those, you got shit moves!
Just by looking at you, you're a Kofi Kingston bootleg!
Your people are nobody 'cause I always ask myself "Who they?"

• The "bitch" moves reference that Eddie made the second week in a row is probably getting annoying to people, but he always loved saying it because not only does it sound cool, it's also a pretty good point to say if someone does something a coward would do to him.

• Kofi Kingston (another WWE wrestler) and Isaiah have braids and Eddie thought he might go there, have that comparison and try to break it down.

• This rhyme sounds controversial, but let me explain: the "people" Eddie's talking about was the three people Isaiah has with him when he comes down to the ring, not the entire black community. That's what he's trying to say.

They scum, they're distractions, they're freaking tools
The first time they were in a match, they were freaking fools!
Think you know me? You know nothin' about me fool
Call me Tacoma University, I'm gonna take you to school!

• The first time they made their appearance was when they helped Isaiah win his Falls Count Anywhere match against a wrestler named Leon Ruff. They were such distractions, no one could try to get away from them.

• Their first match was lackluster at its best and Eddie wasn't impressed: there wasn't a story being told and this was a repeat of The Blade Runners (the late great Ultimate Warrior and Sting being a tag team in the early 80s).

• Eddie is saying Scott doesn't know enough about him to diss Eddie and he thinks that wouldn't age really well because he's done research on me.

• Tacoma University was a school Isaiah graduated from and Eddie thought that would be a very hard bar to put out.

Talking about Sari and I bro, let's talk about it
Going after my heritage, let's talk about it
East coast versus west coast, let's talk about it
Your song's got shot dead, let's put chalk around it

You like a child, so I'm gonna read you a nursery
You're afraid of Raw and Smackdown, that's right you heard me!
Just because I'm young, it don't mean I don't have experience
Scott, I've been in NXT before your ass showed up since

• Scott acts like a little child almost half the time and that's what Eddie was implying. He wanted to let everyone know that Isaiah's a child while Eddie's a grown ass man.

• Most of the talent from NXT are afraid to go to Raw and Smackdown, and most of them are notably Ciampa, Gargano, and more recently, Isaiah "Swerve" Scott, so Eddie thought that would be a pretty hard bar to put in.

• What Eddie's saying is that Scott doesn't know about his past run in NXT and he's been in the black and yellow brand before he showed up.

2014, Shane Strickland was a name before NXT
Now I'm killing it off because your ass can't stand next to me
You say Sari doesn't deserve me? You're out of your mind
When I met her in Japan, I knew she would be mine!

• "Shane Strickland" was Isaiah's old ring name in the indies and when he got to NXT, he had to be renamed. That was a shot fired at his old name and how mine's better.

• In his diss, he mentioned Eddie's real life relationship with Sari and that's what I made me want to get after him.

• Eddie knew Sari as a best friend before we got together as a couple and for Scott to mention their real life relationship was just despicable.

You go after the love of my life, and that made me pissed!
Once it's time for you and I, I'm gonna beat out of you your shit
Talk about family, how about your beautiful baby girl?
Once I beat you, she gonna call me her daddy and her world!

• What Eddie is actually saying is that he will rip open his stomach, pull out Isaiah's intestines and squeeze the shit out of them. That's what he wants to do, but he can't because it's illegal.

• He mentioned Sari, so Eddie thought I might keep playing mind games by bringing Isaiah's family into it. He brought Eddie's personal life into it, now it was time to get into his personal life.

You were named after a show, I'm named after an immigrant
I'm gonna show the entire world why you're so goddamn ignorant
That gold in your teeth? They're fake like your life
You have her sucking your dick? Don't make me call your wife!

• The "show" Eddie referring to was "WWE Swerve" from the WWE Network. That's what Eddie was talking about: he's named after a joke while Eddie was named after an immigrant from Puerto Rico in the late 80s early 90s. "WWE Swerve" was a failure after a year so Eddie thought that would be the best bar possible.

• That thing in his teeth, the gold he'd wear is actually fake. Eddie knew some rappers that, during a scene in a song sometimes, they'd fall out. That's something that he wanted to point out.

• Eddie has seen Scott's wife before and she's beautiful, but the girl he has around him is so ugly that if you saw her in the daytime, you hoped it turned to night. And believe it or not, Eddie seen her giving Isaiah a blowjob in secret so he think that would get him in trouble, which is what he wants.

Talking about Sari and I bro, let's talk about it
Going after my heritage, let's talk about it
East coast versus west coast, let's talk about it
Your song's got shot dead, let's put chalk around it!