Wonder Woman makes it all look easy, Batman is turning dark

Superman's left for Krypton again, Hulk's not coming back

And in comes Spiderman, he's groaning, "I'm reinvented, once again."

Ironman says, "This is the wrong time, my friend. This shit's got to end."

And Shrek's retired to the swamp, left a mess behind, you know

and Cinderella's sweeping up on Desolation Row

(Verse two, updated)