A Boohoo Poem

©2018, Olan L. Smith

Ah, this is a wow day to write.

Oops, I just passed some pooh, phew!

Shh-t, it's my neighbor's dog,

Oh well, all is good. Now I hear

The owl hoot and the mouse eek,

And neighbors yada yada yada;

You know it is that wham-bam-thank-you

Kind of afternoon, um a copperhead

Just hissed at me, best move aside and

And avoid more of the neighbor's dog poop, smh.

Ick, I step in the yuck, now I have to clean my shoes

With my water hose. I think I'll get them back

And drop wads of chewing gum on their

Sidewalk, mwahaha! Yippie that will be a real dinger,

Bam! A home run right over the neighbor's fence.

(A.N. The point of this fun poem is to put as many interjections

Into a poem and still have a somewhat smooth flow.)