Every time a baby laughs,
An angel gets its wings.
And every time a child smiles,
A birdie learns to sing.

With every teen's first perfect kiss,
A butterfly leaves its cocoon.
And with every marriage paper signed,
A tadpole grows up, too.

Life is all just cause and effect.
We create miracles with every move.
But everyone always seems to forget:
We can rain chaos down, too.

You see, every time a child cries,
A fairy colony falls to ruin.
And that monster in your son's closet?
He knows exactly what he's doing.